Myles’ Weekend Adventures

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

MWA: PSK, Jennifer Dark, Bridget ”the Midget” Powerz, Tiffani Austin

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will range for karaoke singing to an excursion to Arizona for Mexican food and a beautiful woman. Please read on, and I’ll make everything clear.

Pornstar Karaoke Club

Tuesday evening, October 12Th, I drove up to Sardo’s Lounge and Grill, in Burbank, for the Aiden Ashley Benefit that was being held in conjunction with Pornstar Karaoke Club.

Nicki Hunter was hosting, of course.

Shortly after I arrived and took a seat, Powder arrived, deposited Sara James and Lacy Gray across the table from me, and then introduced the ladies to me.

Some of the other people in attendance during this evening were: Lexi Belle, Jazy Berlin, Lily Cade, Tuesday Cross, Konnie, Mallory Rae Murphy, Tee Reel, Celeste Star, Bobbie Starr, and Spearmint Rhino DJ Tony.

Jennifer Dark

Thursday, October 14Th, I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to see Jennifer Dark and to observe her one show of the evening.

Jennifer came onto the stage carrying a black, plastic, nightstick and wearing a black belt. Hanging from the belt were a pair of handcuffs. Jennifer also wore a black police hat complete with a shield in the front. Next she wore a short-sleeved, blue, midriff blouse with black trim. She also wore a pleated black mini-skirt. Under her blouse, Jennifer wore a blue bra, and beneath her mini-skirt, she wore a blue thong that came close to being a G-string. On her legs, Jennifer wore a pair of mid-thigh length black fishnet hose. Her footwear was a pair of not quite knee-high, stiletto-heeled, pointed-toed, black boots.

During the show, Jennifer committed excellent interaction with most of the tip rail patrons.

Jennifer performed her show to, ”Music,” by Madonna, ”Come with Me,” by Puff Daddy, ”Apologize,” by One Republic, and, ”No Stress,” by Laurent Wolf.

Jennifer has long brown hair and hazel eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds, and she measures 32C-25-34. I am a bit confused about Jennifer’s measurements. While she told me that her bust measurement was 32C, according to LADirectModels.com it is 34C.

My impression of Jennifer is that she is very friendly, has a good sense of humor, and she seems to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans. She is also a very lovely young woman!

Jennifer performed very well on stage, and as I’ve already stated, her interaction with the tip rail customers was excellent! Therefore, I have no problem with recommending that anybody who gets a chance to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person should not fail to take full advantage of the opportunity.

Early into Jennifer’s show, a beautiful blonde-haired woman came and sat down beside me at the tip rail and said hello. While the young woman looked very familiar to me, I must admit that I drew a complete blank as to who she might be. It turned out to be none other than Diana Doll. (I really do wish I still had the memory for names and faces that I had twenty to thirty years ago!)

Before the evening was over, Diana and Jennifer had reminded me that I had already meet Jennifer. She had assisted Diana at the Rialto Rhino recently. Diana was doing a turn about and working as Jennifer’s roadie for her feature booking. (I hope to see them both at the Oxnard Rhino next month.)

Jennifer and Diana are both originally from the Czech Republic. What is Europe’s loss is most definitely America’s gain!

While I have not been able to locate an official website for Jennifer Dark, an Internet search will turn up quite a number of websites that have photos of her on them. There are also some good photos of her to be found at: LADirectModels.com

Diana Doll can be found at: ClubDianaDoll.com There are also some good photos of Diana to be found on: LADirectModels.com

Bridget ”the Midget” Powerz

Friday evening, October 15Th, I drove down to the Anaheim California Girls Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Bridget ”the Midget” Powerz and to observe her first show.

For the one show I saw, Bridget wore an all black costume. First of all, Bridget wore a shirt, which given Bridget’s stature, served as a mini-dress. Beneath her long shirt, Bridget wore a bra and a pair of bikini bottoms that tied at the hips leaving two long pieces of material hanging down the outside of each of her thighs. Under the bikini bottoms, Bridget wore a small thong. What I at first thought was a pair of boots turned out to be a pair of leggings that went up to mid-thigh length and a pair of flat- soled shoes.

Bridget performed very well with great interaction with almost every single person seated at the tip rail. And her interaction included men and women alike. Bridget does not play favorites!

Bridget performed this show to, ”Let’s Dance,” by Lady Gaga, ”Hung Up,” by Madonna, and, ”Number One Crush,” by Garbage.

This sexy little person currently has brown hair and her eyes are brown.

Because of the fact that Bridget is a little person, I just didn’t feel that it would be appropriate for me to ask her about her physical statistics. However, Wikipedia claims that Bridget is three feet nine inches tall and that her measurements are 28A-22-32. But then, the day that I put blind faith in anything I see on Wikipedia.com will be the day the men in the white coats come to put me in a straitjacket and lead me away screaming and cursing!

I have always found Bridget to be a very friendly lady with a great sense of humor and a very good conversationalist.

I would like for anybody who might get an opportunity to do so to go to a club to see Bridget perform and to meet her in person. And I hope they will do so with the fact that Bridget is a good person, and not just because they want to see a little person take off her clothes. Let’s keep it in mind that Bridget is a human-being with feelings, just like everybody else.

If I were to ever see anybody mistreat Bridget, I would immediately report them to the club management in hopes that they would be immediately and unceremoniously throw out of their butt! (I would do the same for any feature dancer or house dancer I know.)

By the way, not only is Bridget a feature dancer and a former adult film star, but she has appeared in mainstream television shows and Hollywood movies. She is also a singer with a band called, ”Blakkout.” I can’t say for certain whether or not she is still performing with the band, but I think she might be.

Bridget can be found at: BridgetTheMidget.com

Photos and video clips of her can also be found by simply doing an Internet search. Of course, I would much rather people use her website than to use pirated content.

Tiffani Austin

Saturday, October 16Th, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, to spend the evening at the Hi-Liter Gentlemen’s Club with Tiffani Austin and to observe all three of her shows.

For her 5PM show, Tiffani performed what I will call a snow Queen show. (I believe that Tiffani may have referred to it as her snow princess show, but I don’t remember for certain.)

Tiffani’s costume for the 5PM show was a beautiful all white outfit. she wore a hat that was actually a ring of a furry-looking substance around her head. She next wore a piece that was a pair of long furry sleeves connected by a piece of material that went across the backs of her shoulders. Tiffani additionally wore a corset that was decorated with sequins and laced up the back with a ribbon-like lacing. Tiffani also wore a furry mini-skirt the mini-skirt was decorated with a line of sequins around the waist area. Under her corset, Tiffani wore a bra that had lots of sequins and some fur trim. Beneath her mini-skirt, she wore a thong, and beneath the thong was another thong that was so small it almost qualified as a G-string. Tiffani’s footwear was a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Tiffani ended this show with a lotion bit.

This show was performed to, ”Hot and Cold Remix,” by Katy Perry, ”Ice Cream Paint Job,” by Dorrough, I think, and, ”Ice Ice Baby,” by Vanilla Ice.

Between Tiffani’s first and second shows, I left the club and went to Pancho’s Mexican Buffet to pig out. Luckily, the club and Pancho’s are only about one mile apart.

For her 9PM show, Tiffani performed a fifties-style show. She wore a pink tie-like neck piece decorated with a horizontal line of sequins. She also wore a black leather jacket and a pink poodle skirt, but instead of poodles the skirt had black hearts with sequins. The skirt also had a black, one-inch wide, waistband that was covered with sequins. Beneath her jacket, Tiffani wore a black bra which was also covered with sequins. Under her skirt, Tiffani wore a white crinoline petticoat that was decorated with thin horizontal lines of gold-colored sequins. Beneath the crinoline was a black thong that was almost a G-string. The thong also had lots of sequins on it. Tiffani wore a black G-string beneath her thong. And on her feet, she wore a pair of black shoes with spiked heels and platform soles.

Tiffani finished this show with an ice cream bath followed by applying whipped cream and cherries to various parts of her gorgeous body. She then allowed customers to remove the combination with their mouths. Needless-to-say, Tiffani’s interaction with the customers is very good indeed!

Tiffani performed this show to, ”Rock Around the Clock,” by Bill Haley and the Comets, ”the Wanderer,” by Dion, ”Milkshake,” by Kelis, and, ”Peaches and Cream,” by 112 (pronounced ”one-twelve”)

For her final show, Tiffani wore another all white costume. She wore an indescribable headdress that was made with feathers and who knows what else. She also wore a belt around her waist with boas hanging from it. (I think the boas were make with feathers.) Tiffani additionally wore a bra, a thong, and a garter on her right thigh. All three items were decorated with sequins. Beneath her thong, Tiffani wore a black G-string.

Tiffani had kicked off her shoes toward the back of the stage before I noticed what they looked like. However, a pretty young house dancer I had been chatting with said that Tiffani’s shoes had been clear. So, I am going to assume that she had worn the same clear shoes for this show as she did during her first show.

Tiffani ended this show with a hot candle wax bit followed by a ride for five.

During this show, Tiffani danced to, ”Rhythm of the Night,” by DeBarge, I think, ”Lady Marmalade,” by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, and Pink, and, ”Hot Stuff,” by the Pussycat Dolls.

Tiffani Austin is a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are 36D-26-34.

I have found Tiffani to be an intelligent, well-spoken woman who has a very good sense of humor, and she can hold a conversation with just about anybody. It has also been my experience that she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Tiffani is a very good performer, and, as I’ve previously stated, her interaction with the customers is quite good indeed. Therefore, it is my recommendation that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. The experience should be well worth the drive to the club!

Pay Tiffani a visit at: TiffaniAustin.com

Okay good people, that will be a wrap. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of hot, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer