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Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. In this column, I will speak of my favorite North Carolina Native-American and one very hot and sexy German import, and I’m not speaking of a Volkswagen bug! Hopefully everybody is curious enough by now to read the rest of this article. So let us move on without any further ado!
Carmen Hart
Thursday March 4Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with former Wicked Pictures contract star Carmen Hart and to observe her one show of the evening.
For her one performance of the evening, Carmen did her Catwoman show. Her costume for this show included a full-head cat mask, a tight, long-sleeved, short jacket and a pair of long, tight, pants. From the back of the pants hung a floor-length thick tail. The jacket and the pants were both decorated with a light sprinkling of small sequins. Additionally, the mask, top and pants were made of purple velour and trimmed with black stripes. Beneath the top and the pants, Carmen wore a black bra and G-string like thong set, both of which were completely covered with glittering sequins. The bra also had a neck strap. For foot wear, Carmen wore a pair of knee-high black leather boots with stiletto heels.
Before the show had ended, Carmen picked up a medium-sized white feather fan and performed a mini-fan dance.
Carmen’s interaction with the customers was so good that, as usual, she came down from the stage and played with several people in the cheap seats.
At one point in time, while playing in the cheap seats, Carmen leaned forward to interact with one particular customer. The femalephobic idiot quickly, and unexpectedly, leaned back in an attempt to avoid Carmen making any physical contact with him. This caused Carmen to lose her balance and fall forward striking her left cheekbone, within an inch of her eye, on the edge of a small round table that was bolted to the floor.
From were I was sitting, I didn’t see Carmen fall. I thought it was all part of the game. I didn’t realize that she had been cut until a couple of minutes later when she went to her roadie and had him get a napkin from the bar. She then proceeded to wipe her cheek with the napkin. That is when I noticed streaks of blood on the napkin.
Carmen is such a professional, she continued to perform as if nothing was wrong. I’m certain the vast majority of the people in the club did not have a clue that Carmen had been injured badly enough that the cut was still seeping blood over an hour later.
When Carmen left the club for the evening, she planned to go to a 24 hour emergency room to have the cut examined. (Carmen was thinking that, in the interest of not having to perform with a bandage on her face for the rest of the weekend, she would probably have to have at least one stitch to close the wound.)
So people, if you don’t like beautiful young women touching you, or you are afraid you might get their perfume on your clothes and get into a world of trouble when you get home, stay out of the clubs. Leave the fun and games to single men and women and men with wives who are so secure and trusting as mine!
Carmen performed this show to, ”Cat Scratch Fever,” by Ted Nugent, ”Kitty Kitty,” by the 69 Boyz, ”Bad Girlfriend,” by Theory of a Deadman, and, ”Can’t Leave ‘Em Alone,” by Ciara.
Katja Kassin
Friday evening, March 5Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with the hot German import, Katja Kassin, and to observe her first show. (I had planned to see two shows. However, Katja’s first show didn’t start until a few minutes after eleven o’clock. Her next show wasn’t until one o’clock in the morning, and I was beginning to feel a bit tired.)
For the show that I did see, Katja wore a basically all white costume. She wore a tall feather headdress and a silver eye mask that was trimmed with feather down on the outer edges. Katja also had a long feather boa hung around her lovely neck. She additionally carried a lace fan in her hand. Next Katja wore a long-sleeved bolero-style jacket but with no material in the front. She also wore a floor-length, ruffled, flamenco-style skirt which was decorated with evenly spaced narrow, alternating, vertical lines of green and silver sequins. Under her jacket, Katja wore a bra, and beneath her skirt, she wore a thong. Both the bra and the thong were decorated with short strings of crystal-like beads. On Katja’s feet were a pair of silver shoes with ankle straps and stiletto heels.
Toward the end of the show, Katja began interacting with the denizens of the tip rail by going around and giving nearly every single one a nice close-up view of the goodies Then she pulled out a bottle of body lotion and proceeded to allow a few randomly selected customers to rub the lotion onto her breasts and buns. And what great-looking breasts and buns they are! She then ended the show by tossing out 8X10s to, ”the loudest people.”
Needless-to-say, Katja performs well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is reasonably good.
Katja performed her show to, ”Suavemente (gently),” by Elvis Crespo, ”Solo Por Un Beso (only for one kiss),” by Aventura, and, ”Ojos Asi (eyes something or something eyes [Google wasn’t much help on this one]),” by Shakira.
I really must stop convincing myself that I already have feature dancer’s physical statistics when I don’t! I did it again with Katja; therefore, I will have to go with Wikipedia.com. According to Wikipedia, Katja is five feet one inch tall and her measurements are 34B-26-36. Wikipedia does not list a weight for Katja. Katja’s eyes are green, and her hair is currently a shade of somewhat dark blonde.
I have always found Katja to be rather friendly and easy to speak with. She seems to have a good sense of humor, and I do believe that she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
So, I do recommend that nobody ever pass up on an opportunity to get out to a club to see Katja perform and to meet her in person. I certainly don’t, and if Katja is good enough for me, she should be good enough for anybody else!
Katja’s official website is located at: KatjaKassin.com
Katja’s assistant was none other than award winning XXX adult film starlet, producer and director, Poppy Morgan. Poppy’s many awards include the 2008 AVN Award for Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production for a ten-person group scene in, ”Furious Fuckers Final Race,” and the 2010 AVN Award for the Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene in, ”the 8Th Day.”
I found Poppy to be a very friendly and interesting lady. In fact, I do believe that Poppy and I spoke with each other about as much as Katja and I did.
While I didn’t think to ask Poppy about her physical statistics, according to Wikipedia.com, she is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds, and her measurements are 36C-24-32. Her eyes are brown, and her hair is brunette.
Poppy, who imported herself from England, has danced in Japan. The really good news is that Poppy told me that she just recently signed up with the Lee Network and plans to start feature dancing soon. So everybody should be on the lookout for Poppy and go see her perform and meet her in person if they get an opportunity.
Poppy can be found at: PoppyMorgan.com
Carmen Hart revisited
Saturday evening, March 6Th, I returned to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend a little more time with Carmen Hart and to observe her first show.
For the show I saw, Carmen wore a black leather cap and a black leather jacket that was similar to a motorcycle jacket. She also wore a pair of chaps-like (because they were crotchless) black leather pants. The pants had a zipper on the outside of each leg for easy removal. Beneath her jacket and pants, Carmen wore a black bra and thong set. The bra had a neck strap, and both the bra and the thong were decorated with a scattering of sequins. For footwear Carmen wore a pair of knee-length, black leather, pointed toed boots with stiletto heels.
Carmen did an excellent job of interacting with the tip rail customers during this show as usual.
During this show, Carmen performed to, ”Black Betty,” by Spiderbait, ”Dude Looks Like a Lady,” by Aerosmith, ”Shook Me All Night Long,” the remix by AC/DC, and, ”Never Ever,” by Ciara.
Carmen’s shows are normally rather high energy performances, and her interaction with the tip rail squatters is excellent as a general rule.
Carmen, a beautiful native of North Carolina with a delightful southern accent, is also a full blood Native American of the Lumbee tribe. She is additionally quite charming and ultimately very friendly. She is also quite capable of holding an intelligent conversation with the best of them, and she has a wonderful sense of humor. As if that weren’t enough, Carmen loves to meet and chat with her fans. She treats everybody that is nice to her like a good friend.
Carmen has long black hair, and dark brown eyes. She is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 36C-26-38.
I can’t think of a single good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Carmen perform and to meet her in person. Carmen will not disappoint anybody, unless they are already dead or simply do not like sexy women.
Pay Carmen a visit at: CarmenHart.com
There we are, the end of yet another column. We should all return the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of extremely hot, open-minded, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
