Tiger’s Got Wood

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Source: Roads to Moscow

By: Company Press Release

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(LOS ANGELES, CA) — Are you ready for a XXX miracle on the 17th green? Wicked Pictures is pleased to announce that it is serving as the exclusive distributor of ZB Ventures’ Tiger’s Got Wood, a sure-to-be-controversial, politically incorrect comedy from AVN Award winning writer-director Cash Markman that purports to blow the lid off the sexual indiscretions currently rocking the worlds of sports and celebrity. Shot in 16×9 widescreen HD, this timely feature parody is shipping to distributors nationwide today and will begin streeting Wednesday, January 27th, 2010.

Under Markman’s able direction, affable newcomer Jonny Slim steps into the golfing shoes of controversial sports star ”Tiger Would,” the world’s highest paid professional athlete and the man credited with revitalizing professional golf. He’s joined by a carefully chosen cast that features gorgeous blonde Diana Doll as his wife, and such comely supporting players as Krissy Lynn, India Summer, Jazy Berlin, Madelyn Marie, Heidi Mayne, AVN Award nominee Ryder Skye and Richelle Ryan. And of course no feature porn comedy is complete without Evan Stone, and the multi-AVN Award winner hits a true hole-in-one here as the suave stud who helps Mrs. Would discover that turnabout is, indeed, ”fair play.”

He may have more major career wins than any other golfer, and be the youngest and fastest player to win 50 tournaments on tour, but according to Markman, that’s nothing compared to Would’s track record in the sack. Whether he’s swinging into a miracle on the 17th green with India, flying two birdies at once with Heidi and Ryder, scoring a hole-in-one with both Richelle and Krissy, or getting his short game on as Madelyn or Jazy compete for his affections, Tiger proves he’ll try just about anything once in his search for the perfect pussy, even if it means risking both his marriage and his standing in the sports world – and becoming the butt of countless late night talk-show jokes.

In addition to a story ripped from today’s headlines, Tiger’s Got Wood delivers a rich and varied assortment of sexual adventures, including interracial two- ways and three-ways, with many of them shot on plush outdoor locations. A scorching lesbian romp from Madelyn and Jazy and hilarious non-sex cameos from Hall of Fame legend Shanna McCullough and Slick Rhodes (as delightfully deadpan newscasters) frame this spirited couples’ romp.

With over 800 credits on his resume, writer-director Cash Markman is considered by many to be the most produced writer in the history of adult films, and from the acting and the sex to the witty news commentary that frames the story, Tiger’s Got Wood is immediately recognizable as the work of a genre professional.

T-off is only moments away, so get a good grip on your driver and prepare to divot, because you won’t want to take a mulligan with Tiger’s Got Wood.

To learn more about Wicked Pictures and its exciting new products, please visit www.wicked.com. To view the trailer for this release, please visit www.tigersgotwoodmovie.com/trailer.html.