Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. If anybody is wondering why I haven’t written a column covering last week, it is because of the fact that there were no feature dancers performing anywhere in Southern California last week. Why this was so, I haven’t a clue. After all, it wasn’t a holiday weekend. Oh well, let us now begin a discussion of gorgeous women that will range from PSK to a no show and my weekend steadily going down hill from there. Please read on to learn of that which I am speaking.
Pornstar Karaoke
Tuesday evening, July 21st, I went to Sardo’s, in Burbank, and attended the Pornstar Karaoke Club’s sixth anniversary from approximately 10 PM to midnight. I would have stayed longer, but I needed to get as much sleep as possible during the following two nights.
Some of the people who attended on this night were: Angelina Armani, Brad Armstrong, Brittany Blaze, Cleopatra of the Nile, Nicki Hunter, Tod Hunter, Tee Reel, Roy Karch, Konnie, Ava Lorraine, Rachel Love, Ginger Lynn, Mr. Marcus, Madeleine St. Michaels, Mofo of Mofowear, Photographer Gordon Mui, Powder from RudeTV.com, Sammi Ross, Raquel Sieb, Lucky Starr and Adam Wood.
There were other people there whom I’m certain were in the industry, but unfortunately, I didn’t have a clue as to who they were. There were two gorgeous ladies there hanging out who should come in six packs! A person could start large forest fires simply by rubbing those two young women together! As it turned out, both of those hotties were civilians. What a shame! They had the looks and the bodies that would do well in the business.
Rachelle Laree
Thursday, July 23rd, I drove to Yuma, Arizona, to surprise Rachelle Laree on her first night of feature dancing at Stiletto’s Gentlemen’s Club. (her reaction upon first seeing me in the club was priceless!)
For her first show, Rachelle performed her Michael Jackson Tribute show. Her costume for this show consisted of a black fedora, and a black suit jacket and pants. The jacket and pants were covered with black sequins. Under her jacket, Rachelle wore a black bra that was also covered with black sequins, and it had several rhinestones positioned along the top edges of the breast cups. Beneath her pants, Rachelle wore a black G-string-like thong. The thong had rhinestones attached to the front panel in a pattern of sorts. And for footwear, she wore a pair of black stiletto-heeled shoes.
During this show, Rachelle did a lot of actual dancing, did hand-walks around the stage several times, did a ride for five and played a game of cooter ball for posters and 8X10s with the tip rail customers. At the end of the show, she tossed out the remaining photos that remained after the cooter ball game had ended. Needless-to-say, Rachelle’s interaction with the customers was quite good indeed!
Rachelle performed this show to, ”Smooth Criminal, ”the Way you Make Me Feel,” Don’t Stop Til you Get Enough,” and, ”Dirty Diana,” all sung by Michael Jackson.
At the start of her final show of the evening, Rachelle came onto the stage wearing a head clip with black cat ears on top. With her headgear, she also wore a black bra that was trimmed with brown and gray fur on the breast cups and a black mini-skirt that was also trimmed with brown and gray fur around the bottom hem. The mini-skirt additionally had a brown and gray furry tail hanging from the back. Beneath the mini-skirt, Rachelle wore what appeared to be the same thong she had worn during her first show. On her feet, Rachelle wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. They may have been the same shoes that Rachelle wore during her first show, but I’m not certain. I didn’t notice the shoes worn during the first show having platform soles. I had intended to ask Rachelle about the shoes after the show, but I somehow forgot to do so.
Rachelle also did some dancing, hand-walks, and she played another game of cooter ball during this show. I think she also did another ride for five, but I really don’t remember now. I do know that she tossed out the remaining photos to the customers at the end of this show.
During this show, Rachelle danced to, ”Pussy Control,” by Prince, ”Show Me Your Pussy,” by Lords of Acid, ”Pussy Real Good,” by Jackie O, and, ”the Bad Touch,” by Bloodhound Gang.
Rachelle Laree is the number one feature dancer touring today as evidenced by the fact that she won the overall Gold G-String Trophy during the Golden G-String Awards at the Penthouse Club in the New Orleans French Quarter last February. She also won first place in the masters division during the Exotic Dancer National Championship at the Pink Pony in Atlanta, Georgia, a few months ago. And, she has been nominated for Entertainer of the Year in the Exotic Dancer Awards show coming up during the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo which will be held in Las Vegas, Nevada, next month.
In addition to all of the above, plus her beauty, Rachelle is a very friendly, intelligent, well-spoken, woman who loves to perform for her fans and to meet and chat with them.
I do highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Rachelle perform and to meet her in person. It is my opinion that they will not be disappointed.
Rachelle can be checked out at: RachelleandGia.com a good helping of Gia Nova can also be seen there.
Stiletto’s Gentlemen’s Club
Stiletto’s Gentlemen’s Club is a sizable club that, because of its architecture and its color scheme, has a Mexican look inside and out as do many building in Yuma.
I found the club reasonably easy to find even if a person didn’t happen to be using a GPS as I did. (I rarely leave home without it.)
Stiletto’s used to be Toppers Topless Club, but it is now under new ownership and management.
The club has two pool tables, a good sized, square, main stage with two brass poles, and a small, square, secondary stage with one brass pole. It is comfortably furnished, and it is in the process of an ongoing remodeling effort.
Sports shows, or whatever else the customers might want to watch at the moment, can be seen on a really big, wall mounted, flat screen television upon request.
The club has a full bar and provides bottle service. It also has a VIP room.
Stiletto’s has a very friendly, helpful, staff. I especially enjoyed meeting and chatting with Case the bouncer and Nicci.
Nicci is a blonde-haired sweetheart! (Yes, I am very much in like with her!)
Nicci told me that she isn’t considered a manager of any sort. I have a good-sized problem with that. In my honest opinion, somebody should bestow the title of shift manager upon Nicci at the least. The lady works so hard around the club as any shift manager I’ve ever known and even a few general managers!
From what I saw, Stiletto’s has nice-looking dancers, even though there is no overkill on the number of dancers. (as Nicci said to me, the club has elected to have quality over quantity.) I was especially impressed with house dancer Tristan. The minute Tristan noticed me sitting over in a dimly lit corner, she came to me, introduced herself, and told me that if I needed anything at all, I should let her know. (it’s a good thing I had my imagination turned off at that moment. Otherwise, I just might have gotten myself into trouble!) Tristan didn’t even ask me if I wanted a dance! Now that is the kind of house dancer I like!
Even the waitress and the two bartenders I saw were nice-looking women!
I was told that the cover charge in the evening runs from six dollars to no more than fifteen dollars when there is a feature dancer performing. Also, if my only having to pay two dollars for a bottle of water is any indication, the drinks at Stiletto’s are reasonably priced. (I didn’t think to ask what a private dance might cost, but I doubt that it would be so expensive as it would be in a full nude club, especially in the southern California area.)
No, this is not a Spearmint Rhino Corporation club. However, I liked the place, and I have seen clubs that wished they were this good. I felt comfortable and at ease during the time I spent there, and the customers were well behaved, not a troublemaker in the crowd. So, if anybody reading this column were to find themselves in Yuma some evening with time on their hands and money in their pockets, I would most definitely recommend that they drop into Stiletto’s, have a drink, and check the place out.
Stiletto’s is located at: 830 S. Magnolia Avenue Yuma, Arizona
The club is at the corner of 8Th Street and Magnolia Avenue just a short drive from Interstate 8.
The No Show
Friday evening, July 24Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to finally meet Kayla Paige and to see her perform. What a waste of my time that turned out to be. Even though she had performed Thursday evening, Kayla did not show up Friday evening. She did not call, she wasn’t answering her phone, and she did not respond to any of the text messages the general manager sent her. (I was there until 12:35 AM), I know this to be true after I spoke with the G. M. regarding the situation several times as the evening progressed.
Had I known what the evening would bring, I could have gone to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to see Teanna Kai, or the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to see Lisa Ann, or I might possibly have been able to hit both clubs for at least one of each lady’s shows.
A Wasted Saturday Night
As if Friday night wasn’t enough of a bummer, my weekend went steadily downhill from there. I just didn’t know it until the last minute on Saturday.
Just about the time I needed to make up my mind whether to go see Teanna, or Lisa Ann, or try to catch them both, or to stick to my original plan and go out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Audrey Bitoni, my evening went to hell in a hand basket!
As I said, it was just about time to make up my mind and act accordingly, when my executive-vice-president-in-charge-of-backseat-driving announced that our son had an earache, and that I needed to take him to urgent care.
Since the V. P. had just gotten out of the hospital Friday afternoon herself, and because she needs to be on oxygen twenty-four hours a day until further notice, she couldn’t very well drive him, and the only urgent care that wasn’t already closed for the day was in Pasadena. (Yes, this makes four times that my lady has had to be hospitalized since last December.)
By the time our son saw a doctor, and we got back home, it was 11:30 at night. I’m certain I could have still gotten to the City of Industry Rhino in time to catch Teanna Kai’s last show, but by that time, I didn’t even feel like shaving, much less bothering to go back out, so I didn’t. (I’m certain Teanna, Lisa Ann and Audrey will understand.)
That will just about do it for now. Hopefully, this coming weekend will be much more normal. Let’s all meet back here the next time to find out how it went. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
