Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This time around, we will go from a lovely belated Valentine to one of the most incredible performers I have ever had the pleasure of observing in action! Is anybody curious enough to read on? Good, then let’s stop dragging our collective feet and get started like right now!
Angelina Valentine
Thursday evening, May 7Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to observe Angelina Valentine’s second show of the night and to say hello.
I might have made the first show, but I will never know. Somebody didn’t pay attention to their driving and caused a multi-vehicle crash on the west bound 60 freeway about half way between Paramount Boulevard and Atlantic Avenue. My timing was perfectly bad, and I came along just in time to see a CHP unit running a traffic break. There I sat for over ten minutes waiting for the vehicles in front of me to be allowed to start moving once again.
For Angelina’s final show of the evening, the only one I was able to observe, she wore a straw cowboy hat, a pink and white checkered midriff top and a pair of shorts with suspenders and with white lace around the leg holes. While the material the shorts were made from wasn’t denim, the shorts had the color of blue denim. For footwear, Angelina wore a pair of white shoes with spiked heels and platform soles.
Angelina ended the show by tossing out 8X10s to, ”the loudest people.”
Angelina performed this show to, ”Cowboy,” by Kid Rock, ”Caught in a Trap,” (I’m not certain who the artist was on this one. I do know that it wasn’t Elvis Presley. It sounded like Dwight Yoakum, but I can’t find the song on YouTube.com being performed by Dwight.) and, ”Ring of Fire,” performed by Social Distortion. (it was okay, but it wasn’t Johnny Cash.)
With the exception of when Angelina leaned down from the stage, said hello, and kissed me on the cheek, her customer interaction was limited to lots of smiles and closeup views of the goodies. I’m relatively certain this was because of the club she was dancing in. One can’t be too careful in regard to the LAPD undercover sex police you know. (I really don’t blame the police. I blame the hypocritical L.A. City Council for spending too much time trying to find ways to shut down the clubs and not enough time trying to rid the streets of crime.
The lovely Angelina comes complete with long black hair and dark eyes. She is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds and measures a delicious-looking 32D-24-32.
Angelina is so good a performer as most of the features touring today, and I do recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Angelina perform and to meet her in person, should do so without fail. I don’t see how anybody could be disappointed by the experience.
While I still haven’t had any luck finding an official website for Angelina, there seems to be an abundance of websites that features Angelina, plus she can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/alexanddjb
Kenzi Marie
After saying goodnight to Angelina, I drove on over to Skin Gentlemen’s Lounge to meet Kenzi Marie and to observe her last two shows of the evening.
For her second show, the first that I saw, Kenzi wore a black pirate hat that was decorated with gold braid all the way around the brim. The hat also had a sizable red bow on both the left and the right side and a good sized red feather and a black feather of equal size sticking up on the right side.
She also wore a waist-length, black, sleeveless top. The top was cut low enough in the front to expose the breast cups of a red and white candy striped bra that she wore underneath. The top also had a pink ribbon laced in the small of the back.
With the top, Kenzi wore a skirt that had a black band around the waist and what appeared to be some sort of a gold medallion in the front of the waist. The main portion of the skirt was red and white candy striped. The candy striped material started at just about the bottom of Kenzi’s right hip and tampered down to a point at about her left knee. Beneath the skirt, Kenzi wore a pair of sheer black panties. Under the panties, she wore a red, G-string like, thong. On her legs, Kenzi wore a pair of mid-thigh length, black, fishnet hose, and for footwear, she wore a pair of knee-high, black, stiletto-heeled boots.
Kenzi ended this show with a hot candle wax show in which she allowed randomly selected tip rail patrons and one house dancer to pour the hot wax over much of her nude body.
Kenzi began this show to, ”Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me), from Walt Disney’s, ”Pirates of the Caribbean,” ride. This was followed by, ”Enter Sandman,” by Metallica, ”Dirty Deeds,” by AC/DC, ”Pour Some Sugar On Me,” by Def Leppard, and, ”Closer,” by Nine Inch Nails.
For the last show of the evening, Kenzi wore her hair in braided pig tails.
Her costume consisted of a brown straw cowboy hat, (Let’s make that a cowgirl hat, because Kenzi is most definitely not a boy!) a white tank top, and a pair of cut-off blue denim shorts. The shorts had a blue handkerchief tied at the left side of her waist. And on her feet, Kenzi wore a pair of brown, stiletto- heeled, cowgirl boots.
Kenzi concluded this show by applying dabs of whipped cream to the right side of her body, near the top of her right hip, then placing a large, fresh, strawberry between her teeth. She then crawled around the tip rail allowing various customers to lick the whipped cream from her lovely skin, then leaning over and transferring the strawberries into the customers waiting mouths. This amounted to Kenzi giving the lucky customers a very sweet kiss!
I don’t know why Kenzi didn’t include me in the candle wax bit or the strawberry thing, but I think it may have been my location. For both of the shows I observed, I sat next to the steps and hand rail leading up onto the stage. That would have made it a bit of a cramped space for Kenzi to work in.
At the end of the show, Kenzi’s roadie did give me my choice of one of the leftover strawberries. That had to be the sweetest strawberry I’ve ever tasted, and it hadn’t even been in contact with Kenzi’s delicious body!
This show was performed to the, ”These Boots are Made for Walkin’,” remix by Jessica Simpson, ”Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy),” by Big and Rich, ”Cowboy,” by Kid Rock, and, ”Keg in the Closet,” by Kenny Chesney.
During both of the shows I observed, Kenzi committed very good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail. But then, why wouldn’t she? Kenzi is one of Shy Love’s Adult Talent Management girls, and Shy takes the time to teach all of her clients all that she knows about how to be a good feature dancer. In fact, I have yet to see any of Shy’s clients that Shy hasn’t given lessons in featuring to before she has gotten them any club bookings.
Kenzi has long, blonde, hair and hazel eyes. Also, she is five feet one inch tall, weighs in at an even one hundred pounds and measures a delightful 32D-23- 32. Needless to say, Kenzi is a very beautiful woman!
As anybody should be able to tell from what I have already written about Kenzi Marie’s shows, she is an extremely good performer. I do highly recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to see Kenzi perform and to meet her in person should most definitely do so without hesitation!
Check Kenzi out at: KenziMarieXXX.com She can also be found at: MySpace.com/KenziMarieXOXO
Christina Aguchi
Friday evening, May 8Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to meet retired adult film star, experienced feature dancer, and the currently reigning 2009 Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year, Christina Aguchi!
For various reasons, I missed Christina’s first show and first signing of the evening, and I had thought that I would only stay in the club long enough to observe one show and to meet Christina for a quick chat. However, I was so impressed with the first show I saw, as well as with Christina’s glowing personality, I happily allowed her to convince me to stay for her last show of the evening.
For the first show I observed, Christina wore a black cap with the word Swat in white letters on the front, she carried a toy assault rifle and she had some sort of a holster strapped to her left thigh. (I never noticed whether or not there was anything inside the holster.) She also wore a black top with Swat spelled out on the back in large, white, letters, and she wore a gold badge over her left breast. Christina additionally wore a black bikini that was decorated with a scattering of shiny sequins. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Christina wore a black G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of not quite knee-length, black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled boots.
Christina performed this show to, ”Bad to the Bone,” by George Thorogood, ”I Wanna be Bad,” by Willa Ford, ”Shook Me All Night Long,” by AC/DC, and, ”Make it Rain,” by Fat Joe and Lil Wayne.
To start her final show of the evening, Christina wore a gold jester’s mask with red and black trim. The rest of her costume consisted of a jacket that was black on the left side, red on the right side and had ruffled white cuffs, and a pair of pants that were red on the left side and black on the right side. (Both the jacket and the pants were literally covered with sequins. At least I think it was sequins. Both pieces certainly did sparkle like sequins!) Under her jacket, Christina wore a sleeveless, backless, white midriff top with big ruffled lapels for lack of a better word. Beneath her top, she wore a black bra with big red stars on the breast cups, and beneath her pants, she wore a red and black G- string. On her feet, Christina wore a pair of clear plastic, stiletto-heeled, shoes.
As a prop, Christina’s roadie placed a large red jack-in-the-box style box on the stage. The box came complete with a large crank handle on one side. It also had lines of black trim on the corners and edges, and a large, black, ‘C’, on the front.
At one point in the show, after having taken off her mask and her jacket, Christina climbed into the, ”jack-in-the-box,” and closed the lid. A few seconds later, Christina opened the lid, fired a popper and stood up amid the cloud of large pieces of confetti that were raining down onto the stage. She then stepped out of the box and danced across the stage cranking the handle of a jack-in-the-box toy until, ”Jack,” popped out of the box. She then discarded the toy and proceeded to really get into her performance big time!
During this show, Christina performed to, ”Lose Control,” by Missy Elliot, ”Youth Gone Wild,” by Skid Row, and the theme song from the movie, ”Fame.” (I don’t know if the theme song was from the original movie or the recent remake, or if there is any difference.)
Christina is not only an excellent performer, but her final show of the evening was the most impressive piece of work I have seen in a long time!
During both of the shows that I saw, Christina danced, as in actually dancing, and she performed a lot of great pole work!
Christina’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was very good, but she only interacted with two or three randomly selected customers per show. But, before anybody says a word, let me say that the lady could not have performed as greatly as she did had she taken time out to play with all of the customers seated at the stage. (The tip rail was absolutely full for both of the shows I saw.)
Could Christina find a better balance between performing and playing with the customers? Maybe, maybe not. That is not my call to make, and I was perfectly happy with the way she performed her shows. It has been a while since I have seen a show so good as the way Christina performs!
By the way, Christina won a bronze medal in the showgirl category of the 2009 Golden G-String Awards in New Orleans last February. That was no easy task. She was up against some of the finest feature dancers around!
Christina is a very exotic-looking mixture of Chinese and Vietnamese with long black hair and brown eyes. She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-five pounds, and her measurements are 36D-25-39. Now before anybody starts thinking that Christina’s butt may be a little too large, forget it! I can personally tell everybody that she has a great looking posterior. What some people might think are three inches of excess fatty tissue, is actually caused by one of the five sets of the roundest, most beautiful buns I have ever had the extreme pleasure of ogling! (The other four sets of gorgeous buns belong to Carrie Bare, Nina Mercedez, Inari Vachs and Zoe.) when I made a similar statement to Christina, she chuckled and said something about having done a lot of squats to get those incredibly round, firm, beautiful buns!
In a nutshell, I found everything about Christina to be very impressive! She is quite a unique and talented lady. She is intelligent, very friendly, has a very good sense of humor, is a wonderful conversationalist, and she seems to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
I myself hope to be able to see Christina again as many times as humanly possible; therefore, I can see no reason why anybody else should ever fail to take full advantage of any opportunity they may get to head out to any club within a couple hundred miles from their homes to see Christina perform and to meet her in person! So far as I am concerned, Christina is an absolute must see!
While Christina does not have an official website at this time, a lot of sites that feature photos and video clips of her can be found by doing a search for her name on the Internet. Also, she can be visited on MySpace at: MySpace.com/Christina09SR
That will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of hot, sexy, gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
