Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. And a belated Merry Christmas to all! Even when I’m on the road, I still manage to find and observe beautiful feature dancers. Please read on to see who I surprised in Texas, and who I met in Louisiana.
Daisy Duxe
Wednesday night, December 17Th, I arrived in Houston, Texas, and checked into the Best Western Fountain View Inn.
Once I had the family checked in and secured, I went to the All Stars Gentlemen’s Club, a little under a mile away, and gave Daisy Duxe the surprise of her life!
Well, maybe it wasn’t that great a surprise, but she was surprised to see me there. In fact, the second she saw me, she asked, ”What are you doing here? This is Texas!”
I was only able to observe Daisy’s last show of the evening. That was because of the fact that we didn’t get to our motel until 10:55 PM. I had to do some speeding to get there in time to see Daisy at all. Don’t worry, I didn’t drive fast enough to be a danger to myself or others. Thank goodness the only police I saw were already busy writing tickets for the unlucky people in front of me.
For the one show that I did observe, Daisy wore a black hat with a hat band made of gold sequins. The hat went perfectly with her costume which was similar to an old time zoot suit. The suit jacket and pants were completely covered with black sequins. The jacket had two large panels in the front that went from the shoulders down to the bottom hem. Those panels were made of gold sequins. Beneath the suit, Daisy wore a black bra, that was covered with black sequins, and had two, or was it three, circles on the breast cups made of gold sequins.
She also wore a black thong that had a one inch wide band of gold sequins around the waist. Maybe I should say, the top edge, since the thong didn’t come very close to her waist. Under the thong, she wore a pair to somewhat flesh-toned bikini panties. On each wrist, she wore something. I really couldn’t tell if they were approximately three inch wide matching bracelets, or if they were wristbands covered in sequins. They appeared to be gold in color, which would stand to reason. For footwear, Daisy wore a pair of mid-thigh length, high-heeled, black boots that had platform soles of moderate height.
Daisy performed this show to, ”Dude Looks Like a Lady,” by Aerosmith, ”Black Pearl,” by Bryan Adams, followed by, ”Gangster of Love,” and, ”Papas Got a Brand New Bag.” I believe, ”Gangster of Love,” may have been the Steve Miller Band’s recording. And, I am going to assume that, Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag,” was the James Brown version, since I wasn’t paying attention, and because no other known person or group appears to have recorded the song. But what do I know?
Daisy’s interaction with the tip rail squatters was far better than I expected in this particular locale; although, I have heard rumors about Texas clubs. Of course, I know that, until proved to be true, rumors are just that, rumors.
Daisy is not only a beautiful woman, she has a beautiful and down right delicious-looking body! She is also smart, a good conversationalist, and she has a very good, fun-loving, personality. Also, she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Unfortunately, as many times as I have been in the wonderful company of Daisy, I still can’t write anything about her physical statistics. Maybe one of these days, I’ll finally get it through my thick skull that I’ve never asked Daisy for the missing information. I never ask, because I somehow always get it in my pointed little head that I’ve already done so. Then, I get home, look through my past reviews of Daisy, and start mentally kicking myself in my fat butt once again!
Daisy Duxe is a very good feature dancer. In fact, it is my personal opinion that she is one of the best around today. Therefore, I want everybody to take full advantage of the very first opportunity they may get and go to a club to see Daisy perform and to meet her in person. I honestly do not think they will be disappointed that they did.
Daisy can be checked out at: DaisyDuxe.com and MySpace.com/DaisyDuxe
I was quite impressed with the All Stars Gentlemen’s Club. The club is well laid out and nicely furnished, and there is a total of two bars downstairs. At least I saw two bars. I think two is all there were, but I could be wrong. I have been known to forget things lately.
The staff at this club is very friendly, and they really do know how to extend plenty of good old-fashioned Texas style southern hospitality to the customers!
The dancers at this club are all good-looking and very friendly. I was especially impressed with the sweet, blonde-haired, Nikki, and the sultry, raven-haired, Kenya. They both engaged in several minutes of good, intelligent, conversation with me, even though I was not there to buy any dances. They were simply a couple of very nice southern ladies, and I very much enjoyed chatting with them. (I would love to see them again someday. Who knows? I might even allow them to show me what Texas lap dances are like!)
While in the club, I met and spoke with the DJ, Matt McKagen. Even though the club has a DJ booth, just like any other club, Matt likes to roam around the floor with a cordless mic and speak and joke around with the customers and the dancers. (Matt went so far as to, ”give me a shout,” just before he began Daisy Duxe’s introduction at the start of her final show of the evening.
Daisy introduced me to the club’s general manager, Rob Tayler, who told me that if and when I am back in town, I should stop in at the club for a visit. He also told me that I would always be there as his guest. Now that is some southern hospitality!
Before I left, Rob took me on a grand tour of the club, including the upstairs VIP area.
The upstairs VIP area has a small, but full, bar and a large, pull down, flat television screen with surround sound for the viewing of sports games. The VIP area is actually two sections, both with small stages for the house ladies to perform on.
The upstairs portion of the club also has a more exclusive area to one side which is used mainly for private parties. This area also has a small stage for the dancers to perform on.
If any of my readers are ever in Houston, Texas, with time on their hands some evening, they should stop in at the All Stars Gentlemen’s Club and check it out. If anybody who reads this column ever does visit the club, be sure to tell everybody I said hello.
Monroe Kennedy
Friday, December 19Th, we arrived at our New Orleans time share hotel at 9:55 PM. I checked in, ran upstairs (Actually, I took an elevator.), took a quick shave, splashed on some cologne, and when back downstairs and out to the front of the hotel, where Ron was already waiting for me.
Ron has been an Internet contact of mine for at least two years now, maybe more. However, this was the first time we ever met in person.
I jumped into Ron’s car, we said hello face to face for the first time, shook hands, and he then drove us to the Gold Club, in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where we both met Monroe Kennedy for the first time and observed her final show of the evening.
For the one show we were able to see, Monroe wore a furry black boa around her neck. She also wore a thing on her head. I don’t know what to call the piece she had on her head, so I suppose I’ll just call it a head clip?Whatever it might be called, it had two furry black things with small pink triangles in the front that resembled cat ears. Monroe also wore a black collar with a pink bow in front and a thin leash-like silver chain that hung almost to her knees.
Additionally, Monroe wore a black, latex vinyl, bikini trimmed with thin pink lines on the edges of the breast cups of the bra. The bottoms also had thin lines of red along all of its edges. The bottoms also had a small pink bow in the front and the back. There was also a furry black tail about two feet long hanging from the back. Beneath the bikini bottoms, Monroe wore a black G-string. On her feet, she wore a pair of pink, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes. The shoes had three close set black vertical lines around the heels and the platform soles.
To say the least, Monroe’s interaction with the tip rail patrons was good, especially for this locale! Just to give the readers an idea about Monroe’s interaction, she ended her show by dumping one gallon of semi-melted ice cream over her body, then pouring a large amount of crushed nuts over the ice cream. Then Monroe would hand spoons to any of the customers who gave her five dollars and allow them to get a couple of spoonfuls of ice cream and nuts from her body for their dessert! (What a shame it was that I had already eaten and wasn’t hungry! Come to think of it, I couldn’t find an empty seat at the tip rail for the show and had to stand at one corner of the stage with Monroe’s roadie anyway.)
Monroe performed to, ”Pussy Control,” by Prince, ”Cat Scratch Fever,” by Pantera, ”Pussy,” by Lords of Acid, and ”Ice Cream Man,” by Van Halen, but possibly not in that particular order.
By the time Monroe had cleaned up and made it out onto the floor for her last signing of the evening, we were racing against last call; therefore, we had a very few minutes to introduce ourselves, take a photo, and chat for a moment. However, in the precious few minutes we had together, Monroe did impress me as being a very friendly lady who can engage in an intelligent conversation with the best of them.
Monroe asked me to come back to see her Saturday evening, but I was forced to decline. There simply isn’t enough time to do everything one would like when they only have one week to be in New Orleans, and they have their family with them.
Based on the one show I was able to see, and the few minutes I had to speak with Monroe, I have formed the opinion that she is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, I do not believe anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to do so. I myself hope to be able to see Monroe again somewhere soon. If fact, I intend to make an attempt to convince one of the general managers I know to book Monroe to perform at his club sometime this year. If that doesn’t work, I’ll attempt to talk a club owner I know into booking her to perform at his clubs. I’m going to get Monroe out to California or know the reason why!
There was a lot of talent performing locally during the weekend of December eighteenth through the twentieth. My apologies to Bridgett B., Courtney Cummz, Lexi Lamour and Luscious Lopez, Daisy Marie and Shyla Stylez. I also want to apologize to Riley Evans and Kaiya Lynn. Hopefully, I will get another chance to see the two of you perform and to meet you in person soon.
I would have loved to see all of you ladies perform and to have spend some quality time with you, but unfortunately, try as I might, I have never figured out a way to be in two or more places at the same time. I have found it to be absolutely impossible to be in Houston, Texas, Baton Rouge and New Orleans, Louisiana, and southern California during the same weekend without being rich enough to own a fast business jet! Even then, there were too many of you ladies performing and not enough days to see you all even if I did own a jet plane.
Okay good people, that’s a wrap for this week. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of beautiful, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année,
Myles Shaffer
