Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a weekend filled with hot, sexy, women plus a couple of unexpected added bonuses. Please read on, if I have aroused the curiosity of anybody.
Kayden Kross
Thursday evening, December 4Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Kayden Kross and her roadie, Martin. I ran late and missed her first show, but I did get there shortly before she came out onto the floor to do her first signing of the evening. So, I did get to say hi shortly after I got there.
For the one show that I was fortunate enough to observe, Kayden wore a red baseball cap and a very short dress that had a form-fitting white bodice with thin vertical red stripes all the way around it, short, red, sleeves and red letters about one inch high across her breasts that spelled out, ”Player.” the word, ”Player,” was also on the back of the dress over a large number, ”69.” the bottom of the dress flared out into a short, red, pleated, skirt-like piece. Beneath the dress, Kayden wore a small, red, thong that came very close to being a G-string! On her legs, Kayden wore a pair of almost hip-high, red, fishnet hose. Over the hose, Kayden wore a pair of knee-high white stockings with three red stripes around the middle. For footwear, Kayden wore a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, red shoes.
Kayden performed this show to, ”Cherry Pie,” by Warrant, ”Time After Time,” by Cindy Lauper, and, ”Angel is a Centrefold,” by the J. Geils Band.
During this show, Kayden’s interaction with the tip rail squatters was unusually limited to good close-ups of the goodies. After the show, Kayden mentioned to me how strict the club was about interacting with the tip rail customers, and she was right. Pretty much all of the clubs within the city limits of Los Angeles are getting very paranoid about anybody getting up close, in your face, and personal with the customers. And why shouldn’t they? The Los Angeles City Council, and because of the council, the Los Angeles Police Department, seem to be more concerned with trying to bust the clubs for anything they can, than they are getting real crime off the streets. It’s a shame they can’t seem to do so good a job of busting drug dealers and gangbangers as they do harassing the clubs and all those horrible, nasty, exotic dancers! (Yes, I am being extremely sarcastic! I think the vice squad is about as useless as tits on a boar hog! Don’t get me wrong, I am on the side of law and order, and I have no problem with the men and women of law enforcement who are out on the streets trying their best. My problem is with the fourth rate politicians who send those brave officers out to harass strip clubs, when their time could be much better spent! Hey, there are cops who go to the clubs for the same reasons as the rest of us. I know, because I have seen them there as customers!)
Just to show what a sweetheart Kayden is, when she found out that it was my birthday, she insisted on giving me a Polaroid. Actually, she gave me my choice of a Polaroid with her, or one of her new posters. The posters were nice, but I already have enough posters, video slicks, and 8X10s to wallpaper my entire house and garage!
Kayden is an intelligent and quite beautiful woman with long blonde hair. She is very friendly, especially sweet, cordial, and quite charming. She stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 32D-22-34.
In the short time she has been feature dancing, Kayden Kross has already become a very good feature, and she gets even better every time I see her dance. So, I can see no reason for anybody to ever miss out on an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. Kayden is worth the drive to a club regardless of the distance!
Kayden can be visited at: ClubKayden.com
Roxy Jezel
Friday, December 5Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend part of the evening with Roxy Jezel and to observe her first two of three shows of the night.
Roxy began her first show wearing a white nurse’s cap looking head clip (headband?) that was trimmed around the edges with red lace. It also had a red heart in the middle of it with a small white cross in the middle of the heart. She also wore a red toy stethoscope around her pretty little neck. Roxy additionally wore a white, halter-like, top that was trimmed in red and had two red straps that tied behind her neck. She also wore a small white mini-skirt that had a strip of pleated red cloth around the bottom edge. The skirt had two wide red straps that tied together behind her back. In the front of the skirt was a red ball with a white cross in the middle of it. Beneath the outer garments of her costume, Roxy wore absolutely nothing! (the lady really knows how to get to my heart!) On her feet, she wore a pair of knee-high, black, patent leather, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled boots that laced up the back.
Roxy ended this show with a lotion bit.
This show was performed to, ”Man Eater,” and, ”Promiscuous,” by Nelli Furtado, and, ”Buttons,” by the Pussycat Dolls.
To start her second show of the evening, Roxy wore a black necktie and a grey-green pleated mini-dress make to resemble a police uniform. The dress was decorated with a patch on the left shoulder that resembled a California Highway Patrol shoulder patch and a six pointed gold star shaped badge over her right breast. Beneath the mini-dress, Roxy wore a black thong. For footwear, Roxy wore the same boots with this costume.
I have come to the conclusion that Roxy wears those same boots with all of her costumes, and that is all well and good so far as I am concerned. The boots have worked and looked great with all of Roxy’s costumes that I have been fortunate enough to see her dance in to date.
To end this show, Roxy did the lotion bit, again. (I believe Roxy likes to end all of her shows with the body lotion thing, and that is okay with me, especially when I am one of the lucky guys that gets to rub it in for her!)
During this show, Roxy performed to, ”Toxic,” ”I’m a Slave for you,” and, ”Womanizer,” all by Brittany Spears.
A native of London, England, Roxy is one half English and one half Thai. She has a light brown complexion, hypnotic brown eyes and shiny, long, dark brown hair, which gives her a very exotic look.
Once again, I have neglected to ask Roxy about her physical statistics, so I will again rely on the information I have found on the Internet. (Hopefully, Roxy likes me well enough to not sue me if any of the following is erroneous.
Roxy stands five feet even, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures an all natural 32B-24-32. And, her beautiful, perky, breasts are firm and feel great! I know, because she has graciously involved me, in a most delightful way, during a couple of her lotion bits in the past.
Roxy can be found and visited at: RoxyJezelClub.com and MySpace.com/RoxyJezel
Lisa Ann
Saturday evening, December 6Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Lisa Ann and to observe her first show of the evening. I would have stayed longer, but I was already exhausted before I left the house. (is the world ever going to leave me alone and allow me to get a decent amount of rest? I somehow doubt it.)
For the one show that I did observe, Lisa Ann took the stage wearing her beautiful brunette hair in a long pony tail, but it wasn’t long before she let it come cascading down.
Lisa Ann’s wore a short black jacket with a pink collar and pink lapels, and what I think I’ll call a ruffled pink super mini-skirt. On the back of the jacket, in large letters, was the word Trashy, as in Trashy Lingerie. Beneath the jacket and the mini-skirt, Lisa Ann wore a pink bikini bra and pink thong bikini bottoms. She also wore a pair of knee-high, pink, fishnet stockings. For footwear, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, low platform-soled shoes.
Lisa performed this show to hip hop music I failed to recognize. She did offer to write it down and send it back out to me. However, I knew she was rushed to get ready for her next performance, so I told her not to worry about it. I also mentioned to her that my readers should know by now that I don’t like rap and that I’m not exactly crazy about hip-hop; therefore, they shouldn’t expect me to know the titles, much less the artist. (Give me a break, I’m not a disc jockey.)
The up close, in your face and personal type of customer interaction was missing during this show for whatever reason. However, nobody seemed to mind. After all, it is an honor and an absolute pleasure just to be able to see a woman so beautiful and elegant as Lisa Ann nude on a stage!
Lisa Ann is an intelligent and very well spoken woman. She is very friendly, very sweet, and she loves to meet her fans.
I have known Lisa Ann several years now; therefore, I can assure the readers that she is an excellent feature dancer and should not be missed. So, if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person, they should not allow said opportunity to slip past them. I seriously doubt they would be disappointed.
I still haven’t been able to locate an official website for Lisa Ann. However, plenty of photos of her can be found on the Internet. Also, if anybody is curious enough to take a little time, they should check out the website for Lisa Ann’s talent agency at: LisaAnnsTalentManagement.com
Daisy Duxe
Sunday night, December 7Th, the sixty-seventh anniversary of the dastardly sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to spend some time with Daisy Duxe and to observe her last show of this appearance.
I would have liked to see both shows on this evening, but I have so much to do, and only eight days left to do it in, I simply couldn’t break away and get to the club in time.
Daisy’s costume was a little different this time around. She wore a white Rio Gentlemen’s Club tank top and a pair of the shortest cut-off Levi shorts I believe I’ve ever seen. Beneath the tank and the shorts, she wore a white bra and a flesh-toned thong.
When Daisy first dropped her shorts, I thought she hadn’t bothered to wear anything under them. Then the light hit the thong from a different angle and I spotted it.
For footwear, Daisy wore a pair of knee-high, white, high-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.
Around her throat, Daisy wore a narrow black strap with a piece in the front that was silver looking metal set with what appeared to be zirconia stones that spelled out Daisy Duxe.
Daisy opened this show with, ”Nothing but a Good Time,” by Poison, followed by, ”Sticky Sweet,” by Motley Crue, and finished up with, ”Daisy Dukes,” by 69 Boyz.
To finish her show, Daisy smeared vanilla icing on various body parts, placed animal cookies into the icing, then placed them into the mouths of the tip rail customers.
I don’t know why she didn’t let the guys retrieve the cookies with their mouths, but I think the owner of the club was lurking about, so she had to be careful about bending the rules. After all, the club is in Los Angeles.
At one point in the process, Daisy put some icing and a cookie at the top of her vaginal area, then offered it to a Hispanic fellow. The young man wouldn’t accept it, so Daisy ate it herself, then gave the guy another one that she didn’t touch any part of her body with. Maybe when he grows up, he will know better.
Daisy is a great performer on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons, when she is allowed to do as she pleases, is very good.
Daisy is a beautiful lady with a great sense of humor. She also has a very good-looking body. Daisy is a good conversationalist, and she enjoys meeting her fans.
Daisy is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I most definitely do recommend that anybody who might get a chance to see and meet Daisy in person should do so without fail.
Check Daisy out at: DaisyDuxe.com More can also be learned about Daisy at: MySpace.com/DaisyDuxe
My friends, Darryl Hannah and Jack Fountain, were there hanging out in the club. Actually, Darryl was trying her hand at house dancing there. Not wanting to get in the way of Darryl selling as many dances as possible, I spend more time chatting about everything under the Sun with Jack.
Darryl doesn’t seem to have an official website, but plenty of photos of her can be found all over the Internet. And, getting a good look at Darryl is well worth doing an Internet search! She is after all, a sexy-looking woman!
I also had the good fortune to meet Kendra Banx during the evening. She was also there to gain experience as a house dancer and to make some cash to pay bills, etc.
Kendra is a very good-looking woman with long blonde hair.
I could have sworn that Kendra had a website, but I can’t find one, and I am almost two thousand miles from my house working on a laptop computer at the moment; therefore, I am unable to look at the two photos Kendra gave me to see if there might be a website URL printed on them. However, Kendra’s name gets a lot of hits on the Internet, and she is definitely worth the effort to search for her!
And that folks is a wrap for this week. We should all meet back here the next time to discuss more sexy women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
