Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a week filled with adult entertainment industry celebrities and beautiful, sexy, young women! I’m speaking of everybody from a Cherokee to a beautiful adult talent agent. Please read on to see just what I am speaking of.
Pornstar Karaoke
I started my weekend a bit early by attending Pornstar Karaoke, at Sardo’s, in Burbank, the night of July 29Th.
I didn’t even make it to the door before I ran into Tee Real. Tee was speaking with Mahogany, whom I had the pleasure of meeting for the first time. (it was worth the trip just to get to meet Mahogany.)
I also had the pleasure of meeting newcomer Victoria Norton before entering the establishment. (She loved my moustache.)
Once inside, and after saying hello to Powder, Tony Batman and Wankus, I noticed, much to my surprise, that my illustrious editor-in-chief, Steve Nelson, was sitting in a booth with Crystal [Ashley] Storm and a couple of gentlemen I didn’t know. So, I walked over to say hello to Steve, and he promptly invited me to sit with them. (I greatly appreciated the invitation. I thought I was going to have to stand in the peanut galley with all the civilian lookie-loos.)
The people in attendance that I already knew were: photographer Gordon Mui, Kiki D’aire, the owner and publisher of Private Dancer Magazine, Andy Enomoto, Stephanie Swift, Victoria Valentina (formerly Valentino), Todd Hunter and Tera Nicole.
Before the evening was over, I was able to meet Lucky Star.
Around 1:00 Am, I decided that I had experienced enough fun for one evening, called it a night, said goodnight to several people, and headed home, or so I thought. As I was walking to my car, I noticed Tera Nicole coming out of the Von’s Supermarket. (I had been wondering where she had disappeared to.) Tera and I ended up chatting in the parking lot until 2:00 Am. Then I headed home.
Cherokee
Friday night, August 1st, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to spend some time with Cherokee and to observe her first two shows of the evening.
For her first show, Cherokee wore a long-sleeved green jacket and a pair of green pants. Both the jacket and the pants had white panels with black stripes decorating them. Beneath her jacket, Cherokee wore a black, cloth and latex vinyl, midriff top. Under the top, she wore a green bra that had white breast cups with black stripes. Beneath her pants, she wore a green thong. The jacket, pants and thong were all decorated with a multitude of sequins. For footwear, Cherokee wore a pair of almost knee-length, black, high-heeled, platform-soled boots that laced up the front.
Cherokee performed this show to rock music that I really didn’t pay much attention to and more than likely wouldn’t have known the titles if I had.
To start her second show, Cherokee wore a red jacket. The jacket had gold markings, gold braid hanging from the right shoulder, and a wide diagonal gold stripe from the right shoulder to the bottom left hem. She also wore a pair of black pants with a one inch wide waistband formed by bright red sequins. Beneath her pants and jacket, Cherokee wore a red and gold bra and thong. On her feet, she wore what appeared to be the same boots. With the exception of her boots, this entire costume was completely encrusted with colored sequins!
The outer garments of this costume is a stylized copy, created by Jacquie the Costume Lady, of a costume that Michael Jackson wore in one of his music videos. (I can’t remember which video, and I gave up trying to find it on YouTube.com.)
Cherokee performed this show to all Michael Jackson songs starting with, ”Billie Jean,” then followed with, ”Walk with Me,” ”the Way you Make Me Feel,” and finally, ”Beat it.”
Cherokee’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is always as wild and excellent as local circumstances will allow. On this night, knowing this club as I do, her interaction may have been a bit better than it should have been, including pulling me up onto the stage, having me lay on my back, placing a dollar bill on my nose lengthwise and then picking it up with her vagina! (Now that is what I call muscle control!)
Cherokee is four feet eleven inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds and measures 36C-24-34. Not only does this little lady have a body that could cause a cadaver to achieve an orgasm, but she is just as cute as can be! (I love her little girl voice, and no, I am not a pedophile!) Cherokee is also a very friendly, intelligent, and well spoken woman. Plus, she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I never pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Cherokee perform, and I don’t believe anybody else should either. The lady is an excellent and very entertaining feature dancer.
Pay Cherokee a visit at: CherokeeXXX.com
Lisa Ann’s Ultimate Extravaganza
Saturday night, August 2ND, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to observe Lisa Ann’s Ultimate Extravaganza.
The extravaganza, at least on this night, consisted of Abbey Rode, Missy Stone, Victoria Valentina, Austin Kincaid and Lisa Ann doing solo performances in that order.
Before I go any further, I feel that I should explain something. Adult film star and feature dancer Victoria Valentino and Victoria Valentina are the same person.
When Victoria chose her screen name at the start of her career, she had no idea that there was a September 1963 Playboy Playmate with the same name. Now it seems that there has been talk about a possible lawsuit over the name. So, to avoid unnecessary trouble, Victoria has replaced the ‘O’ at the end of her last name with an ‘a,’ making her Victoria Valentina.
Abby Rode
For her solo performance, Abby Rode wore a black top and a short black skirt with absolutely nothing underneath. (that is my kind of girl!) On her legs, she wore a pair of just a little above knee-length, sheer, black hose. She also wore a pair of stiletto-heeled shoes with medium height platform-soles on her feet.
Abby committed a reasonable amount of interaction with a couple of randomly selected customers and provided lots of good, close-up, views of the goodies for everybody else.
Abby has waist-length dark blonde hair and stands five feet six inches tall. She weighs one hundred nineteen pounds and measures 30J-24-24. Okay, I know. What the heck sort of a measurement is 30J. Abby told me that she really didn’t know her bust measurement. She claimed to just know that her bras have thirty-inch straps and J cups. I am going to make a guess that her bust measures somewhere between 36 and 38 inches. I can assure everybody that Abby’s breasts are a very nice size, and that they appear to be all natural.
In addition to being good-looking, I found Abby to be a sweet and very friendly young woman. She also appeared to enjoy having a chance to meet her fans.
While I feel that Abby performed very well onstage, I have some bad news for a change. Abby has told me in an e-mail that she feels feature dancing simply isn’t her, ”cup of tea,” and that she does not plan to pursue a feature dancing career.
Abby also told me that she is already doing some sports writing, covering professional boxing, and that she hopes to eventually do it full time in the next few years.
I personally wish Abby the best of luck in anything she chooses to do in her life!
Abby doesn’t have an official website. However, she can be found at: MySpace.com/AbbyRodeXXX
Missy Stone
For her solo, Missy Stone wore a black bra with red plaid panels on the breast cups, and a very small red plaid mini-skirt with a black waistband. Beneath the mini-skirt, Missy wore a black thong with a red plaid panel in the crotch area. On her legs, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length black hose and red plaid garters. For footwear, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.
Considering the fact that this was only the second time Missy had ever been on a stage, both times in the same weekend, she did quite well. However, her interaction with the tip rail customers was limited to lots of close-up views of the delightful things.
I honestly feel that, with some more experience, and possibly a bit of training from a veteran feature performer, Missy has the potential of becoming an excellent feature dancer. I do hope that she will decide to pursue a feature dancing career in addition to adult film making.
Missy is rather petite at five feet two inches tall, one hundred pounds even, and measuring 34A-25-34. This little dark haired beauty is very friendly, is a good conversationalist, and seems to enjoy meeting her fans.
If Missy Stone does decide to become a feature dancer in the near future, I do hope that everybody will go to a nearby club to see her perform, meet her in person, and show her lots of love and support.
Missy does not have an official website. However, she can be found at: MySpace.com/MissyStone87
Victoria Valentina
For Victoria’s solo performance, she wore a cape that was red on the outside and black on the underside. She also wore a pair of black, above elbow-length, latex vinyl gloves and a black corselet with red trim. Additionally, she wore a sheer black petticoat that resembled a mini-skirt. Beneath the petticoat, Victoria wore a black thong. Finishing out the costume was a pair of above knee-length, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, black boots that laced up the outsides.
Victoria’s customer interaction for this show was limited to close-up looks at all her most interesting body parts.
Victoria stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and measures 36DD-25-36. Not only does this young beauty have a killer body, she has long, very thick, very dark, almost black hair. She is also very friendly, a great conversationalist, and she has a great memory for the people she meets. At least she has remembered me ever since our first meeting when I saw her feature dance at Signal Hill’s Fantasy Castle, October 4, 2006, even though we have only met four times to date!
When I reported on my first ever exposure to Victoria, I wrote, ”Considering the quality of the performance I observed, I was a bit surprised when Victoria told me she has only been feature dancing for six months.” Victoria is a graduate of the Pure Talent School of Dance, by the way.
If anybody happens to get a chance to go to a club to see and meet Victoria Valentina in person, they certainly should take advantage of said opportunity. As I originally predicted, with experience gained, Victoria has become a very good feature entertainer! I can’t see anybody ever being disappointed after seeing Victoria perform and meeting her.
Victoria can be ogled at: VictoriaValentinoXXX.com. She can also be found at: MySpace.com/XXXVictoriaValentino
Austin Kincaid
Austin Kincaid wore a French Maid costume for her solo performance. The costume consisted of a black and white maid’s cap, I think, a short, black, skirt with white trim and a row of ruffled white material around the bottom hem, a black bustier with white trim, and a black wristband on each wrist. Beneath her outer garments, Austin wore a black bra, a black, ruffled, garter belt, and a black G-string. She also wore a pair of mid-thigh length sheer black hose on her legs and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes on her feet.
Austin committed reasonably good interaction with two or three randomly selected tip rail customers and provided lots of good, close-up, views of her most delicious-looking body parts for everybody else.
Austin is five feet three inches tall, weighs in at one hundred seventeen pounds, and measures 36DD-26-36. This young beauty is not just a smoking hot body. She is also intelligent, very friendly, and quite well spoken. And, it appeared to me that she thoroughly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Ms. Kincaid performed so well as a lot of features I have seen and much better than a few. I do believe that, assuming she pursues a feature dancing career, Austin is going to become a highly sought after feature.
I would love to see her perform again and again; therefore, I can see no reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Austin can be seen at: ClubAustinKincaid.com, and she can also be found at: MySpace.com/AustinKincaid
Lisa Ann
For her solo performance, Lisa Ann wore a silver net bra and mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a silver thong, and on her feet, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes. Lisa Ann accessorized her costume with a silver choker around her throat.
Lisa Ann performed good interaction with several randomly selected customers, and nobody was lacking good views of her most desirable assets.
I was only able to speak with Lisa Ann for about a minute; therefore, I was unable to ask her about her physical statistics. Although, I can say that she is a beautiful woman with a great looking body!
Lisa Ann is an elegant, intelligent, very well spoken woman. She is very friendly, very sweet, and she loves to meet her fans.
I have known Lisa Ann several years now; therefore, I can attest to the fact that she is an excellent feature dancer and should not be missed. So, if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person, they should never allow said opportunity to slip past them. They will not be disappointed.
Unfortunately, I have been unable to locate an official website for Lisa Ann. However, plenty of photos of her can be found on the Internet. Also, if anybody is curious enough to take a little time, they should check out the website for Lisa Ann’s talent agency at: LisaAnnsTalentManagement.com
All of the ladies danced their solo performances to rock music. The only number that really caught my ear was Buckcherry’s, ”Crazy Bitch.” Give me a break. Does anybody think that I would have had time to pay attention to the music with all that was going on?
Grand Finale
All of the ladies took the stage at the same time for the grand finale. What a treat that was, five beautiful women on stage at once and all of them completely nude in a manner of a minute or less! The main extent of the grand finale was lots of moving and grooving and gyrating in general with some simulated girl/girl action. Some of girl/girl action appeared to not be quite so simulated as it was suppose to be. (if anybody can’t figure that one out, I have to feel sorry for their lack of imagination. Just kidding.)
I didn’t pay any attention to want the ladies wore this time around. Nor did I pay any attention to the music, but I think it was rock music. Hey, how many people would have paid attention to the rapidly discarded clothing and the music, while five very beautiful women were stripping and playing around with each other?
During the evening a house dancer introduced herself to me as, ”Allister”. The nice young woman told me that she is an adult film starlet. She said that she shoots for Burning Angel and has worked with Joanna Angel in front of the camera. Since I can not find anything about her on the Internet, I will have to take her word for it.
When Allister is dancing in the club, she goes by the name of Jane. (No, I did not intend to make a rhyme.)
The lady did strike me as being rather sexy and quite friendly.
There, I think that will be more than enough for another week. Let’s all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of sexy, gorgeous, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
