Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
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New Year’s Strip Down
Tuesday evening, January 16Th, I went to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to observe the, “New Year’s Strip Down,” which featured Abbey Brooks, Gianna Lynn, Naomi, Tiffany Sweet, and Carly Parker.
Originally, Abbey, Naomi, Tiffany, and Carly were suppose to be the featured dancers at this event. However, Naomi just couldn’t overcome her shyness long enough to go on stage, so Gianna Lynn was brought in to fill her spot. Naomi did spent a short time on the floor taking Polaroids with the customers, but even then, she took said pictures fully clothed.
I do hope that she will eventually overcome her shyness. She struck me as being a very nice young woman, and I would like to see her succeed in the industry and become a touring feature dancer. But, if she never sets foot onto a stage, that is her choice to make, and I strongly support her right to make said choice.
Abbey, Gianna, Tiffany, and Carly performed in that order.
Abbey wore a school girl style costume. Gianna wore a wedding gown style costume complete with a veil. Since I was at a loss for a way to describe Tiffany’s costume, I asked her what she might call it. She referred to her outfit as a vixen costume. (Hey, be happy with it! It satisfied me.) Carly’s costume was a black with red trim nurse’s uniform.
The ladies are all beautiful young women, and their bodies range from petite to very healthy in height, size, and bone structure.
Additionally, all five of these ladies struck me as being very friendly and fun to be around. I was especially impressed with Abbey Brooks, but in all fairness to the other ladies, I had already met and spent a good amount of time chatting with Abbey at the L. A. Direct Models Vip Party a couple of weeks ago.
All of the ladies who performed did reasonably well on stage, especially given the way these Tuesday events are always so rushed.
None of the ladies did much in the way of up close, personal, and in your face, interacting with the tip rail patrons, but once again, they were all rushed to do their thing and clear the stage.
I do believe all four ladies will become very good features, once they have some more experience under their belts.
The ladies music ranged from hip hop to rock, and it was all good.
To make a short story long, Carly Parker was going to go to Pornstar Karaoke, at Sardo’s Restaurant, after the event had ended. Upon learning of this, I volunteered to take a slightly longer way home in order to lead her to Sardo’s. She agreed to the idea, and asked me if I would be willing to escort her, so that she wouldn’t have to walk into the place by herself. I told her that I would be more than happy to do so.
Upon leaving Rouge, Carly started to follow me, but then she turned around a couple of blocks before Roscoe and disappeared. I thought, oh well, and continued on my way. Once I arrived at Sardo’s, I decided to wait outside and watch for Carly, just in case. Sure enough, she arrived about ten minutes after I did. When I asked her, she told me that, yes, it was she that was initially following me, but she decided that I had to be going the wrong way and decided to turn around and find Sardo’s on her own. (Personally, I still think that she got nervous and thought I might be attempting to lure her to an area were I could do her harm.)
This incident causes me to wonder… No, I am not so famous as Ron Jeremy, and I never will be, but, come on now, I always do my dead level best to be a gentleman and to treat the woman in the industry like ladies. It doesn’t really bother me all that much to not be known. However, it does bother me when I go out of my way to do somebody a favor and have them act as if I am some mentally deranged stalker.
Okay, enough of that crap. I might just as well get used to it, because I know better than anybody that it will never change.
[It will change. It’s typical for new girls to trust the wrong people. You will become better known as one of the good guys. Hang in there, Myles! -Ed.]
Once inside Sardo’s, Carly took off to join some friends of hers without so much as a thank you, kiss my butt, or anything else. I looked around, and the only other familiar face I saw was that of Konnie, who still doesn’t remember me from a hill of beans. So, after a few minutes, I decided that everybody must have still been in Las Vegas, so I cut my losses and headed home for some much needed sleep.
Teri Weigel
Thursday, January 18Th, I drove to the Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to spend the evening with my dear friend, Teri Weigel, and to observe both of her shows.
For her first show, Teri wore a white outfit consisting of a lovely bikini and a bustier. The bikini top was more like a long piece of cloth tied around her beautiful breasts, than it was a bra. The bottoms were the type that, after being tied together at the hips, leaves two long pieces of material hanging down several inches on both thighs.
For her second show, Teri wore a black outfit consisting of a black bikini beneath a short, low cut, dress.
During both shows, I failed to notice the type and color of Teri’s shoes, but knowing Teri, they were almost certainly high heeled and the same color as the rest of her costume.
When it came to up close, personal, and in your face, interaction with the customers, Teri not only interacted with the people at the tip rail, but she spent a lot of time down on the floor playing well with everybody she could get to, including house dancers and female customers, as she is commonly prone to do.
As always, Teri performed very well on stage, and everybody had a lot of fun and laughs, including Teri.
If anybody reading this never sees another feature in their lives, they must get themselves to a club to see Teri perform and to meet her in person. She is not to be missed!
Teri is quite possibly the friendliest, most generous, and most fun to be around woman I’ve ever known. There are many other women I know who come very close, but nobody tops Teri. Everybody who knows her loves her.
Pay Teri a visit at: TotallyTeri.com or TeriWeigel.com. Both URLs will take the viewer to Teri’s official website.
I had a very pleasant and totally unexpected surprise within minutes after entering the club. I had barely sat down before a waitress came over to me and asked, “Aren’t you Myles Shaffer?” the waitress was none other than adult film starlet Kylee King! It turned out that Kylee knows the manager, and she is killing a bit of time and helping the club out by working a few days a week as a waitress.
[See? -Ed.]
Little Sisters
Friday evening, January 19Th, I went to the Anaheim California Girls to see the Little Sisters. Talk about a draw! When I arrived, there was a line from the front door all the way to the south corner of the building!
At one point, I was still standing in line when some people came out of the club. The two security guys allowed five people to enter the club. Then, a couple of minutes later, they said that they could allow one more person into the club and asked if there was anybody there who was alone. I held up my hand, and they looked right at me and said, “Okay, come on then.”
As I started to step around the people in front of me, a jerk who had been standing in line several feet behind me ran past me toward the door, almost knocking me over.
I yelled, “Didn’t your mother teach you anything?!” He stopped, turned, and looked at me. I called him an a**hole, and he turned back around and entered the club.
What amazed me even more was that the security guys allowed him to enter the club instead of making him get back in line and letting me in. Am I wrong, or wasn’t that a first come, first served situation, and shouldn’t I have been the one they allowed to enter the club? After all, I got there first and was closer to the door than the jerk was.
Needless-to-say, by the time I was able to enter the club, the Little Sisters had already finished their first show, and I wasn’t able to stay for any of their other shows. Although, I did get to speak with them for a few minutes, which allowed me to accomplish my main purpose for being there in the first place.
I reviewed the Little Sisters last October; therefore, anybody who hasn’t read that review and would like to can gain direct access to that particular column at: www.ainews.com/story/11103/
I haven’t been able to find anything in the way of pictures or information on the Internet for either of these ladies. I hope somebody else might have better luck than I did.
While I was there at California Girls, I meet an incredibly beautiful house dancer called Brandi. Brandi is not only beautiful, but she is well spoken, extremely friendly, and delightfully flirtatious. If anybody happens to find themselves in the vicinity of the Anaheim California Girls club with time on their hands, I would advise that they stop by the club, look for Brandi, and possibly purchase a few dances with her. I myself hope to see her again sometime.
Brittany Andrews
After saying goodnight to the Little Sisters and leaving California Girls, I raced up to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Brittany Andrews and to observe one of her shows.
For the one show I saw, Brittany wore a very appealing costume. It consisted of a very short nurse’s uniform, which was white with bright red trim. She also wore elbow length red gloves and thigh-high, stiletto heeled, platform soled, red boots. This was all topped off with a red nurse’s cap which looked more like a sort of tiara than a true nurse’s cap. Beneath everything else, Brittany wore a bright red bikini to match the outer portions of her costume. Every single piece of the costume was make of latex.
Brittany danced to a combination of hip-hop and soft rock. (a very dear friend of mine recently gave me some advise regarding my writing. I thought it to be good advise, and I have been attempting to follow it ever since. However, when it comes to describing a features music, I have a distinct problem. Since the vast majority of the features I see do not perform to the type of music I generally listen to, I am quite often at a loss as to what it might be called; therefore, I often have to wing it. So people, please bear with me. Or is it, bare with me? No, that would make it sound as if I were asking everybody to get naked with me. Hmmm. No, never mind.)
Brittany performed very well on stage with lots of good interaction with the tip rail squatters. And, at the end of her show, Brittany played a game of hooter ball with the customers, with 8X10 photos of herself for prizes. The very last thing she did was to throw a large poster out to, “The loudest guy in the place.”
Brittany’s stage performing has greatly improve since I last saw her dance, on May 13, 2004, and I thought she did well enough then.
Brittany is a good-looking woman with a beautiful body. She also has a very nice personality and a good sense of humor. She is well spoken and fun to chat with.
I do believe that Brittany is worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Check Brittany out at: ClubBrittany.com
Nakita Kash
Saturday evening, January 20Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend time with my dear friend, Nakita Kash, and to observe her last two shows of this booking.
For the first show I observed, Nakita’s costume consisted of white, spike heeled shoes, white leg warmers, a short white dress with red trim, red tee-back panties, and a red midriff top.
For this particular show, Nakita performed to pop and rock music.
I am somewhat at a loss as to how to describe Nakita’s costume for her last show. I can say that it was worthy of a Las Vegas stage show. The costume was basically black and white and topped off with a black top hat. The top hat had a strip of lacy, black, material tied around it and hanging a few inches down the back. The hat was very similar to a ladies English riding hat.
For this last show, Nakita performed to music from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack.
Nakita is a very friendly, intelligent, well spoken, woman who enjoys meeting her fans and is quite pleasant to chat with.
As I said just two weeks ago, Nakita is one of the best features touring today, and should not be missed. So, if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Nakita perform and to meet her in person, do it without fail. Oh yes, let us not forget that Nakita’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is excellent!
When I headed out to the club on this night, I had every intention of asking Nakita about any website she might have currently up and running. Unfortunately, once I got there, I forgot all about it once again. (How I long for the great memory I had back in my teens and twenties! Always forgetting things these days really sucks a big green one!)
Okay folks, that will do it for one more week. Everybody stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow. Also, since I’m beginning to think I never will, would somebody out there please win a lottery and pay off my debts for me? Yeah, like that is ever going to happen! What? Give me a break. I’m kidding.
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
