Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here reporting on what turned out to be the greatest party it has ever been my pleasure to attend; the L. A. Direct Models Christmas / New Years Party.
At the request of my Editor-in-Chief, Derek Hay, the president of L. A. Direct Models, was kind enough to put my name on the guest list for the agency’s belated Christmas and New Years party. It was a private, by invitation only, adult industry party that was held at the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen’s Club Sunday night, January 7Th.
In the club’s main room, the DJ played music, and the house dancers performed on stage and sold lap dances, as usual.
(My buddies, Poison and Ivy, were working during the party. I’ve mentioned Poison and Ivy before, but I will offer a memory refresher. Poison and Ivy are identical twin sisters. I told them on this night that I still couldn’t believe any woman so hot as they could come in pairs!)
Rather than wearing their normal costumes, the waitresses and bartenders wore even skimpier outfits provided by L. A. Direct Models. Of course, both the tops and the bottoms had L. A. Direct Models logos and/or information printed on them.
There were three lovely women running around with trays of h’ordeurves. One had nothing on but shoes and a very small bikini bottom. Another one was wearing nothing but her shoes.
And then there was Luna! Luna is a very good looking young woman with an absolutely delicious looking body! I should know. The lady was walking around with nothing on but her high heeled black shoes, her jewelry, a cat ears thing on her head, her face made up to resemble a cat, and black stripes painted onto her body. Fortunately, she had been careful to make certain those painted on stripes did not cover up any crucial body parts. With all of the adult film stars and starlets present, Luna still managed to stand out!
I wouldn’t dare think that I was the only one she did it for, but almost every time Luna came by me, she would hand feed me an h’ordeurve. I do believe I was very much in danger of falling in love with that hot woman! (I later saw her without the cat makeup and black stripes, wearing her street clothes and preparing to go home, and she still looked positively edible! If Luna were to ever become a house dancer at one of the clubs I frequent, I would have to file for bankruptcy!)
Another thing that was out of the ordinary during the party were the drinks. When the club is open for business, there is no alcohol served. However, on this night, the club was closed to the public for the private party. Therefore, there was the usual bottled water and soft drinks, plus lots of beer and cocktails. And, the drinks were all free, compliments of L. A. Direct Models.
Some of the people attending the party that I knew were adult film stars: Eva Angelina, August, Nikki Benz, Cindy Crawford, Stormy Daniels, Tyler Faith, Penny Flame, Hannah Harper, Nakita Kash, Tory Lane, Shy Love, and Tabatha Tucker. (for some reason I still haven’t figured out, Tory Lane spent the entire evening ignoring me and acting as if she had never met me.)
Other people there that I knew were: Batman, talk show host from KSEXRadio.com, Derek Hay, president of L. A. Direct Models, Johnny Knox, Bobby Rinaldi, of Wildlife Productions, Wankus, program director and talk show host of KSEXRadio.com, and Adam Wood.
People at the party whom I met for the first time were adult film starlets: Adrianna Anelese, Abbey Brooks, Claire Dames, Gwen Diamond, Austin Kincaid, Mikayla, Carly Parker, and Kylee Reese.
In addition, there were many other adult film starlets, mostly L. A. Direct Models clients, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, club staff members, etc.
I saw several faces that appeared familiar to me, but I’m at a loss as to who they were. I think I know who two or three ladies were, but they disappeared into the crowd before I could get over to them, much less speak with them and ask who they were. I’m fairly certain that one of those ladies was Monique Alexander.
I have a story to tell about the one new starlet who impressed me the most.
A few weeks ago, Abbey Brooks came across me on MySpace.com and sent a friend request. I immediately approved her request, then recommended CherryTap.com to her, which she joined the same day.
The night of the party, I could hardly take my eyes off of one incredibly beautiful lady. When I could finally stand it no longer, I went over to the lady in question and asked her who she might be. Lo and behold, it was Abbey!
I want to tell everybody right now that Abbey is much more beautiful in person than she is in any of the pictures I have seen of her to date. This young woman’s looks and body are absolutely stunning!
Getting back to the party, in the back room that once contained, “The Sports Page Bar,” a bar was set up, and a rock band called, “Pen Fifteen Club,” was playing their music on a small stage set against the west wall. The band was good enough that I spent the evening in the back room listening to them until they had finished playing. That is saying something good about the band, since I normally listen to Cajun, Zydeco, and country music!
After the band had finished playing, I moved into the club’s main room for the rest of the evening. After all, that is were everybody else was by then.
Another highlight of the party took place shortly before the party had ended. Austin Kincaid decided to go onto the main stage, dance, and stripe down to a rather small pair of panties, not once, but twice! It is my opinion that Austin did so good a job on that stage as any of the house dancers who were present. I certainly had no problem watching her!
I for one hope that L. A. Direct Models throws another one of these parties, and I definitely hope that I get another invitation!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
