Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. If I had any pearls of wisdom to share, I can’t remember what they might have been; therefore, let us begin the discussion of beautiful women, like right now!
Sexy Stars Night
Tuesday, April 25, I went to Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to observe Sexy Stars Night. The ladies who were dancing this night were, Davia Ardell, Rio (aka Rio Mariah), Tyra Banxxx, and Cindy Crawford, in that order.
Davia and Rio are two lovely, sexy, ladies with very hot bodies! Tyra is very slender and absolutely built for speed! Cindy is taller than the average woman, and has a very sexy body. All four ladies are good looking women.
I have known Cindy for a good while now, and I met the other three ladies for the first time on this night.
It should be obvious that Cindy Crawford is a really nice woman and fun to be around. Otherwise, I wouldn’t consider her a friend and want to spend as much time with her as I can!
I found Davia Ardell, Rio, and Tyra Banxxx to be nice, friendly, well spoken, women, and they all seem to have good senses of humor.
Davia, Rio, and Tyra all performed reasonably well. Their costumes were simple, yet sexy. Their musical selection was adequate, and their interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers was fairly good.
Being a seasoned feature dancer, Cindy Crawford’s stage performance was excellent, her costume extremely appealing, and her music was quite appropriate for the show she performed. Also, Cindy’s interaction with the tip rail dwellers was excellent!
The evening was finished off with the usual grand finale with all four ladies taking the stage at the same time. Allow me to say, that the grand finale got so hot, all one would have needed to do would have been to lock the doors, break out a couple of good video cameras, and they could have filmed a great all girl action adult film right there on the spot!
Some of the industry people who were there hanging out were, Hannah Harper, Lisa Ann, Candy Manson, Tory Lane, Kylee King, my adult film industry mentors, Brooke Hunter and Don Hollywood. Also, I met Missy Monroe for the first time, and I noticed a lady whom I think might have been Ava Devine, but I couldn’t be certain, and I never got a chance to approach her. There were also several behind the scenes L.A. Direct Models people who’s faces I know, but who’s names I have yet to learn, in attendance. I noticed several other ladies whom I’m certain are L.A. Direct Models girls, but I’m not certain who they were exactly. To use a slightly modified version of an old saying, there were so many beautiful women in the club that night, and I had so little time.
I’ve looked at LADirectModels.com enough times, I see ladies I’m fairly certain I’ve seen on the website, but I can never put a name with a particular face much of the time. I’ll once again say that maybe I should print out pictures of all the girls featured at LADirectModels.com and take them with me whenever I attend these Tuesday night specials at Rouge. Or, maybe I should locate the fountain of youth, take a bath in it, and get my hair and my youthful memory back! Whatever!
As luck would have it, Kylee King and I left the club at the same time. When I discovered that her car was parked on the street several yards pass my vehicle, I volunteered to walk her to her car for the sake of safety. Once we arrived at her car, Kylee asked me if I would like a key fob. I said, “Sure, if you want to give me one.” So, she gave me a key fob which has a topless picture of her on it. (Yes! It is on my key ring this very moment.) Then, Kylee opened her trunk and said, “I’m going to give you one of my DVDs for walking me to my car.” I said, “That isn’t necessary Hon,” but she insisted, and I graciously excepted her gift. All in all, I feel safe in saying that I had a pretty good night that Tuesday evening!
My friend, Robert Santos, who was the on duty shift manager that night was short handed and only had one waitress working. Therefore, we didn’t have time to say too much to each other. Robert had no choice but to work his butt off, serving drinks, and bussing dirty dishes, in addition to his normal duties as a manager.
I’ll tell my readers one thing. If I owned a small business, I would want all my employees to be as hard working and conscientious as Robert. Not only is Robert a good worker, but he is a great all around guy. A person couldn’t hope for a better buddy!
Gia Paloma
Thursday evening, April 27Th, I drove to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to see Gia Paloma. Even though Gia didn’t remember me, we met in this very same club on Thursday night, July 22, 2004. I had gone there to see and meet Flick Shagwell for the first time, and Gia was Flick’s roadie that night.
On this night, I had so many glowing things to say about Gia, it was unbelievable. Unfortunately, it has, for various reasons, taken me so long to write this, I can’t remember them. Why I put Gia on hold and wrote all the rest of this column first, I have absolutely no idea. I think the idea was to be able to devote my entire attention to writing about Gia once I started. I never expected to run into so many delays this week. I know now that I should have used my recorder, when I had the chance.
Please forgive me for my senility, Gia. I’ll do my best for you, because you do deserve the best.
For Gia’s first show of the evening, she came onto the stage in the cutest modification of a school girl’s uniform I think I’ve seen to date. If memory serves me correctly, Gia’s costume for the second show was a cross between a police woman’s uniform and a dominatrix’s outfit.
Gia selected her music well for these two shows. Her stage performances were quite good in spite of her lack of experience as a feature, and her interaction with the tip rail jockeys couldn’t get much better!
I have found Gia Paloma to be a lovely, very sexy, smart, friendly, easy going woman. She has a terrific sense of humor, and she appears to have a great love of laughing, joking around, and being happy in general.
I highly recommend that my readers not pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see and meet Gia Paloma in person, and to show her their love and support. I do believe Gia is well on her way to becoming a great feature. Hey, she is already very good! Come to think of it, I want all my readers to begin the process of bugging the living hell out of the owners and managers of their local clubs until they realize their short sightedness and book Gia to perform at said clubs.
Take a good long look at Gia at: ClubGiaPaloma.com Gia can also be found at: MySpace.com/GiaPaloma
On this night, I also met Paris Gables who was there hanging out with Gia. I’ll only say that I hope Paris will eventually decide to give feature dancing a try, and that I hope I will be able to see her perform someday. Why?! Because she is a good looking, sexy woman! Why else?!
While there at the Rhino on this night, my buddy, a house dancer called Amber, asked me, “Why don’t you review me?” I told her that I thought I had mentioned her in a previous column. However, I have been looking though past columns, and I can’t find a thing, so I suppose I should make up for lost time.
Amber is a sweet, friendly, good looking, fun woman with a very nice body. She is also a very good dancer among the ranks of house dancers. So, my dear readers, you know the drill. If any of you ever find yourselves in the L. A. Rhino, find Amber and help her pay some bills. That means, of course, buy a few dances with the lady. I myself plan to eventually.
Krystal Steal
I had planned to drive out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino Friday evening, April 28Th, to catch a couple of Krystal Steal’s shows. However, by the time I should have been hitting the road, I was feeling so tired and sleepy from, what else, several days of sleep deprivation, I simply didn’t feel up to doing anything. So, I decided to save two or three gallons of gasoline, and possibly my life, and stay home.
Since I have seen Krystal perform and have reviewed her a couple of times in recent months, I do believe I am enough of an authority to say a little about her from memory, what little memory I may have left.
Krystal is the first ever Club Jenna contract star. (Good thinking Ms. Jameson!)
Krystal is a tall, pretty woman with a nice looking body and long blonde hair. She is reasonably nice and friendly, and seems to truly enjoy meeting her fans.
Krystal performs so well as a good number of features I’ve seen in recent years, and far better than several. Krystal’s music is always good and quite appropriate for the particular show she is performing at the moment.
The couple of times I’ve seen Krystal perform, her costumes were somewhat simple, but extremely sexy. Of course, the last time I saw Krystal perform the costume she wore for that particular show was quite beautiful.
From what I have seen in the past, Krystal doesn’t seem to be too strong on making physical contact with the tip rail patrons; however, she does a fine job of giving everyone at the tip rail a good, up close, look at the goodies.
I feel that it just might be worth my readers’ time to go to a local club to see and meet Krystal Steal in person, if they happen to be given an opportunity to check her out.
Krystal can be visited at: KrystalSteal.com
Alexis Amore
Saturday night, April 29Th, I went to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to see my dear friend, Alexis Amore and to observe two of her shows.
Since this will be my twelveth time to write about Alexis, I’ll try to keep it short.
Alexis always performs well on stage, her music is always appropriate, her costumes are always very appealing, and her interaction with the citizens of the tip rail is always off the charts!
Alexis is a very sweet, friendly, loving, intelligent, fun to be around lady.
Alexis comes with my highest recommendations. I consider her to be one of the better features touring today, and she should not be missed. Therefore readers, if given an opportunity to go to a club to see and meet Alexis in person, do not fail to do so. Trust me when I say, I do not believe Alexis will be a disappoint to anybody.
Check Alexis out at: ClubAlexis.com
On this evening, simply arriving at the door of the Blue Zebra was a great pleasure! Instead of a male employee on the door, as usual, there was a beautiful new female employee with a gorgeous, all natural, body, named Marlene. By the way, I had called ahead to confirm the forecast time of Alexis’ first show of the evening; therefore, I can assure my readers that Marlene has a terrific sounding telephone voice. It does not sound too shabby in person, either!
On the way out at the end of my evening, I stopped and chatted with Marlene for several minutes. After a few minutes of chat, I was even more impressed with Marlene. She struck me as a young lady who is very sweet and friendly, and possesses a great sense of humor. Additionally, Marlene didn’t appear to be the least bit intimidated by my off the wall sense of humor, which to me indicates a maturity and a security in who she is that is way beyond her years.
Marlene also told me that she works inside as a waitress two or three days out of the week. As good as she looked working the door, I can hardly wait to see her in her waitress uniform!
There is also a very cute new waitress at the Zebra named Vivian. She is another sweetheart. She and I chatted off and on during the evening which most definitely helped to make for a very enjoyable time.
Not only is Vivian cute, but she is also a good conversationalist and has a good sense of humor.
In any of my readers are ever inside the Blue Zebra, they know the drill, so look for Marlene and Vivian and help them pay their bills!
Well good people, I do believe that is enough rambling for this week. Until next time, I want everybody to stay safe and have the best week of their lives!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
