Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I really don’t have anything to talk about this week other than to speak of beautiful, sexy, women, so let us get to it without any further delay.
Kloey Love
Wednesday evening, March 8Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, of course, to observe Kloey Love’s first show of the evening.
I had originally intended to stay for both of Kloey’s shows, but, shortly before time for her second show, I changed my mind for a total of six different reasons none of which had anything to do with Kloey. In fact, I’m seriously thinking about making the long drive to Fresno the latter part of April to spend some time with Kloey when she dances at City Lights. (She is scheduled to appear at City Lights April 20Th through the 22ND.)
I met Kloey at one of the Exotic Dancer Fan Fairs several years ago. Plus, she and I exchanged a couple of e-mails two or three years ago. However, I really didn’t remember all that much about Kloey other than the fact that she had never given me any reason to not like her.
On this night, I was reminded just exactly why I didn’t have any reasons to not like Kloey. What’s not to like? She is beautiful, sexy, has a very nice looking body, and the lady is personality plus! If one were to look the word, “Nice,” up in the dictionary, they would find a picture of Kloey Love. Hey, her last name says it all.
When I first arrived at the club and entered the premises, I found Kloey, a house dancer I don’t know, and Jerry Westlund, the owner, sitting in a VIP booth having drinks. When Jerry saw me, after saying hello, he had Kloey turn around and hand me a shot glass full of a dark colored liquid. It has been so long since anything alcoholic has flowing over my bottom lip, I have no idea what was in the glass. All I could tell from the taste was that it was a liqueur and tasted very good!
The next thing I knew, Kloey had turned around and was introducing herself to me. I knew instantly that Kloey did not remember me at all, so I promptly told her about our having met once before and having exchanged a couple of e-mails. From then on, anybody who had not heard the start of the conversation would have thought Kloey and I had known each other for years!
For the one show I saw, Kloey took the stage dressed in black boots, black bikini bottoms, a black bra, with silvery studs, a black corset thingy wrapped around her waist, and a long, pink, fur coat, which came off almost immediately. (That would be the coat. The other articles of clothing took a bit longer to shed, but not too terribly long, thank goodness!)
By the time Kloey was down to nothing but a black G-string, she had me wishing the Castle were a full nude club. (Apparently I’m getting entirely too lazy to want to be bothered with having to use my imagination for anything these days.)
Kloey performed so well as the vast majority of the features I’ve seen and better than some. Her musical selection was good and quite appropriate for the theme of the show, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was so good, it was barely legal in this club and location!
I do very much recommend that my readers do not pass up any opportunity they may get to see and meet Kloey Love in person. I do not believe they would be disappointed.
Since Kloey is one of the eastern showgirls I speak of now and then, and rarely features in California, I expect any of my readers who are within driving distance of City Lights, in Fresno, to get out to the club to see Kloey next month. The club is located at: 2370 North Clovis Avenue, Fresno, California.
A person can gawk at Kloey at: KloeyLove.com
Victoria Givens
Thursday, March 9Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to spend some time with Victoria Givens and to observe a couple of her shows.
Since it hasn’t been all that long ago that I reviewed Victoria for the first time, I’ll try to keep it brief.
Victoria performs so well as many of the features I’ve seen, and much better than several. Her music is always good and appropriate for the show she is performing at the moment, and her costumes are always colorful and sexy. As for her interaction with the people hanging out at the tip rail, it goes about as far as it can go without getting her arrested by the sex police.
Victoria is a good looking women, with long, curly, black hair, and a very desirable body. Also, she is friendly and nice to chat with. Oh yes, I’ll say once again that Victoria is originally from North Carolina and has that Honeysuckle and Magnolia blossom Southern accent that I love so much.
I do recommend that my readers not pass up a chance to see and meet Victoria Givens in person. In fact, how about beginning the process of bugging the owners and managers of the local clubs to book Victoria for a featuring gig immediately, if not sooner?
Victoria will be dancing in Lubbock, Texas, March 19Th through the 21st, and in Abilene, Texas, March 22ND through the 25Th. I believe the name of the club is Jaguar Gold in both cities. I’m fairly certain that is what I was told, even though I haven’t been able to find anything on the Internet. I’m wondering if there might be some connection to the Maximus clubs. There appears to be clubs of that name in both cities, as well as several other Texas cities.
Anyhoo, I’ll leave it to my readers, assuming I have any readers in Texas, to figure out exactly where Victoria will be dancing. I do, of course, expect any readers I might have in Texas to get up off of their butts and beat a path to whichever club(s) Victoria will be dancing in and show the lady their support.
Victoria can be checked out at: VictoriaGivens.com
Tyler Faith/Austyn Moore Duo
Friday night, March 10Th, I beat a path over to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch one of the shows of the Tyler Faith/Austyn Moore Duo. Of course, Wankus of KSEXRadio.com was there with the ladies, and, as an extra added bonus, Regan Anthony was in the club for a while. Talk about a man thinking he might have unexpectedly died and gone to Heaven, that would have been me! I was surrounded by four great friends, make that five counting Austyn’s roadie, and three of them were beautiful, young, women, not to mention all the lovely house dancers continuously taking their clothes off for my viewing pleasure!
Since I have written about Tyler numerous times, and because I have recently reviewed Austyn, I’ll concentrate on the one show I saw. (It was a hot one!)
The ladies came onto the stage at the same time. The incredibly cute and sexy Austyn, the smaller of the two, was dressed in a very sexy variation of a catholic school girl’s uniform, and the extremely beautiful Tyler was dressed as a nun.
Both ladies were down to their bottoms in less than a minute, and things began to get hot! Then, within a second minute, both ladies were totally nude, and the show got even hotter. Before it was over, the only real difference between Tyler and Austyn’s show and a girl/girl film was the absence of a camera and crew. Well, Wankus was zipping here and there shooting content with a digital camera, but it still isn’t quite the same as a film crew manning high tech video cameras, lights, etc. But then, who gives a damn! The show was an incredible turn on for everybody there, male and female alike.
I should mention one other thing about the show. Now I ask you good people, what could possibly be hotter than a beautiful woman finishing her show with the hot candle wax bit? Why, two beautiful women doing the hot candle wax thing at the same time, to themselves as well as to each other, of course!
Let me say that the only things missing in this show were sex toys and a couple of strap-ons! Actually, I really don’t think the toys were even needed. Tyler and Austyn’s mutual play was more than hot enough to cause a cadaver to achieve an orgasm! Come to think of it, why didn’t I have to change my clothes? I suppose I’m simply becoming entirely too jaded in my old age. (Good grief, what will I be like, when I’m really old?!)
Now then, I want my readers to begin bugging the owners and managers of their local clubs as early as ten hours ago to book Tyler Faith and Austyn Moore as a duo act. If they absolutely won’t do it, then at least get them to book both ladies as solo performers. And, do not allow an opportunity to see and meet either of these gorgeous ladies slip by.
Austyn can be visited at: AustynMoore.net Spend some time with Tyler at: TylerFaith.com
Shy Love
Saturday evening, March 11Th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to hang out with Shy Love and to observe both of her shows.
I had been in the club for no more than two minutes and was speaking with a waitress when a very familiar face approached me. It was none other than my beautiful friend from the downtown Los Angeles Rhino, Jenna. (She is now dancing at the Van Nuys club under the name of Britney.) Was I ever happy to see, “Britney.” when she disappeared from the downtown L.A. club, I assumed that I would never see her again.
While Britney and I were sitting at the bar talking, I heard a female voice from behind me ask, “Aren’t you getting tired of coming to see me?” I turned in time to have Shy Love throw her arms around me and give me a huge hug! (It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.) Ultimately, Britney, Shy, and I hung out and chatted until Shy had no choice but to go to the dressing room to prepare for her first show of the evening.
Later on, during the signing after her last show, Shy joked about something that prompted me to mention how fortunate I would feel if I were to ever be allowed to give her a moustache ride. This prompted more humorous exchanges between us eventually leading up to Shy inviting me to go home with her after she had cashed out. What a night that proved to be. We had wild, nasty, sex in every way imaginable until the sun was well above the horizon. We did everything from oral to anal. Shy especially enjoyed the anal!
Yeah right! I should be so lucky! I am lying through my teeth! In fact, Shy told me to write this. I said that, if she wanted me to, I would. But, I also told her that I would write a disclaimer and admit it was all a lie. (By the way, Shy and I joking around about me giving her a moustache ride really did take place.)
There you are, Shy. A promise is a promise. I hope you got a good laugh out of the above. But, don’t forget Shy, if I could I would, and it would more than likely kill me. What a way to go!
In order to attempt to keep this column down to a reasonable length, and because I have written about Shy Love a few times now, I will simply say that Shy is a good performer with nice costumes and entertaining shows.
Also, as everybody should be able to tell from what I have written above, Shy is a very friendly, sweet, lovable, fun loving lady. I highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to see Shy perform and to meet her in person. To do so would be to irritate me to no end! And, if anybody were to irritate me, I would go to their house and talk until their ears fell off. So there!
On that last note, I’ll shut up now. Until next week, I want everybody to stay safe and have a wonderful week!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
