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MWA: Teri Weigel & the AVN AEE

January 12, 2006

Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer

Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment CA VA? Myles Shaffer here… Pushing around women, kids, and old men doesn’t make you a hero, rather it proves that you are nothing higher ranking that sewer scum! [Read below] Now theny, let’s go directly to the discussion of gorgeous women!

Teri Weigel

Thursday, January 5, 2006, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with my very dear friends, Teri Weigel and Murrill.

What can I say about Teri that I have not already said many times over? Not one single thing I can think of; however, some things bear repeating. Teri is a beautiful, sexy, intelligent, friendly, generous, wonderful woman whose stage performances and interaction with the fans are excellent! She is an absolute must see; therefore, I do not want a single one of my readers to ever fail to take any opportunity they may be given to see and meet Teri Weigel in person.

In the meantime, visit Teri at: TeriWeigel.com

AVN Adult Entertainment Expo

Friday, the 6th, my executive- vice- president- in-charge- of- back-seat- driving, my brother-in-law Frank, my young son, and I drove up to Las Vegas, where I attended the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo on Saturday and Sunday, my VP played the slots, Frank played Blackjack, and my son grew older playing in the video arcades. (Gee, I can still remember having to invent our own games and adventures, when I was his age! We didn’t have things such as PlayStation, Game Cube, Xbox, etc. We had to think up ways to entertain ourselves!)

By the time we arrived in Las Vegas, I was so worn out from not getting enough sleep the last few nights, and the long drive up, I did nothing but lay around in our room and rest.

Saturday, January 7, 2006

I hurried over to the Expo, where, in no particular order, I saw people I know, or have at least met before, including, Sunset Thomas, Rebecca Love, TJ Hart, Avy Scott, Teanna Kai, Kelly Erickson, Shy Love, Christina Noir, Minka, Carmen Luvana, Taylor Wane, Tina Tyler, Devyn Devine, Steve Nelson, Alexis Amore, Sandee Westgate, Cara Lott, Cindy Crawford, Summer Haze, Craig Valentine, Lee Stone, Nikki Hunter, Crystal Gunns, Amber Peach, Cleopatra of the Nile, Lynn LeMay, Ashley Blue, Tory Lane, Valentino, Nautica Thorn, Max Hardcore, Layla, Carmen Hart, Sunny Leone, Gauge, Celestia Star, April Storm, Stephanie Swift, Olivia O’Lovely, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, and Seymore Butts.

(When I first came upon Cindy Crawford, I embarrassed myself to the max. As I approached Cindy, she said, “Hello! It’s great to see you. It’s been a long time.” I responded with similar utterances and made small talk while hoping that a few brain cells would soon wake up. Alas, no such luck, so eventually I had to say, “You’ll have to forgive me. I recognize your face, so I obviously know you, but I’m drawing a complete blank here. What is your name again?” She gave me an odd look and said, “Cindy Crawford!” I said, “Oh Sh*T!!! I am so sorry Cindy. Please forgive me. I’ve been running around here long enough today for everything to become a blur. I still feel terrible about the whole thing, and I’m terrified that she may be angry with me still to this very moment.)

Some of the people I met for the first time on this day were, Audrey Hollander, Natala, Ionie Luvcoxxx, Lacie Heart, Amy Lee, Amanda Jones, Angela Stone, and Chelsea Zinn.

On this day, I even had the pleasure of meeting Penn Jillette, the extremely big and tall half of the, “Penn & Teller,” comedy duo. Teller must not be so small as he appears to be on television, because Penn turned out to be a giant of a man! He might not be so tall and large as, “The Big Show,” of WWE wrestling fame, but he comes rather close! Although I only spoke with Mr. Penn for no more than a minute, he impressed me as being a nice, friendly, person.

Sunday, January 8, 2006

I rushed back to the Expo, where, in addition to most of the people I had seen on Saturday, I saw more people I know including, Ashton Moore, Brooke Haven, Syren, Taryn Thomas, Juli Ashton, Kylie Ireland, Cherokee, Eddie Charisma, Ruby, Jenna Haze, Pamela Peaks, Echo Valley, Summer Cummings, Kaylynn, Tyler Faith, August, Mari Possa, Felecia Fox, Tylene Buck, Gen Padova, and national magazine model Princessa, from Stevi Secret’s Nude Cabaret in Phoenix, Arizona.

Some of the people I met for the first time on this day were: Angelina Bonet, Ashley, Kandi Cox, Darryl Hannah (not to be confused with Daryl Hannah the mainstream Hollywood movie star), Jassie, and Nicole Sheridan.

Some people I saw whom I know, or have met at least one time before, but can’t remember on which day I saw them included: Lexi Lamour, Selena Silver, and Julia Bond.

I didn’t get the offender’s name; therefore, I won’t name the young lady it happened to, either. I came along just a few minutes after it happened. It seems the lady used to work for the person in question. I don’t know exactly what happened or was said, but the person shoved the lady, who is rather small in stature, against her table resulting in a large area of redness on her leg with an area of abraded skin in the middle. (I have no doubt but that she was bruised the next morning.) I’ll tell you what you cowardly son-of-a-bitch! I hope you go into a bar, get half-drunk, and try that crap with a man! Maybe a few quick, hard, side thrust kicks to each of your kidneys will teach you not to manhandle and injure women. Pushing around women, kids, and old men doesn’t make you a hero, rather it proves that you are nothing higher ranking that sewer scum!

Some people I met for the first time, but can’t remember which day I met them, included: Christy Canyon, Cassie Courtland, Melissa Lauren, Nikita Lea, Katie Morgan, Phoenix Ray, Kelli Tyler, Lexxi Tyler, and Victoria Sin.

I saw a few other people I knew or recognized at AVN, but was unable to get around to saying hello. Some of those people were Gina Lynn, and Tera Patrick. I also saw Puma Swede, but she disappeared before I could get over to her.

Private Dancer Party

Since Andy Enomoto had invited me, I attended the, “Private Dancer Magazine 10TH Anniversary Party,” at Club Paradise, on Sunday evening, where I sat with Steve Nelson, Devyn Devine, Lynn LeMay and also Bobbie Barron and Diablo, whom I met for the first time that night. When I first arrived, I stopped to say hello to Maria “The Snake Babe” Gara and her other half Steve before joining my little group. There were other people there whom I know or have met before, such as Stormy Daniels and Vivian West, but I didn’t bother to move around and make contact with them, as much as I would have liked doing so. After two days of continuously standing and walking around, my feet, legs, and hips were killing me! (Maybe I really should start exercising on a regular basis.)

Bobbie Barron and Diablo have launched Diablo Productions and will be shooting productions in the Las Vegas, Nevada, and Los Angeles, California, areas. If any talent, male or female, who is not under an exclusive contract, would like some extra film work, they can write an e-mail to: Talent@BobbieBarron.com or visit Diablo-Productions.com

They will soon begin production on several of their upcoming 2006 feature releases. They will have many different boy/girl, group, and girl/girl scenes available for any actors/actresses who might be interested in appearing in their films.

Following are as many website URLs as I could find:

AINews.com (of course!) AlexisAmoreXXX.com AmberPeachXXX.com AprilStorm.com AshtonMoore.com BobbieBarron.com BrookesBitches.com BrookeHunter.com CaraLott.com CarmenHart.com CherokeeXXX.com ChristyCanyon.com CindyCrawfordXXX.com CleosOasis.com ClubAugust.com ClubCarmen.com ClubStormy.com ClubSummerHaze.com CrystalGunns.com DevynDevine.net Diablo-Productions.com DirtyOldLawyer.com EchoValley.com GenPadova.com HotestStars.DeluxePass.com/ashley_blue.html ILoveGauge.com JennaHaze.com JuliAshton.com JuliaBond.com KandiCox.com Kaylynn.com KylieIreland.com LexiLamour.com LexxiTyler.com LynnLeMay.com MaxHardcore.com MinkaXXX.com NauticaThornXXX.com NickiXXX.com NicoleSheridan.com NikitaLea.com OliviaOLovely.com PamelaPeaks.com PrivateDancerMag.com PumaSwede.com Pure-Talent.com/Vivian_West_credits.htm RebeccaLove.com SandeeWestgate.com SelenaSilver.com SnakeBabe.com ShyLoveXXX.com SophiesDreamgirls.com/AngelinaBonet.html StephanieSwift.com SummerC.com SunnyLeone.com SunsetsLife.com SweetAmyLee.com SyrenSpell.com TarynThomas.com TaylorWane.com TC.Kelly-E.com TeannaKaiLive.com TheKatieMorgan.com TinaTyler.com TyleneBuck.com TylerFaith.com VictoriaSinCity.com xXxposedEntertainment.com