Source: Letter to the Editor
By: Goldie DeWitt
Well, let me start by saying Thank you to everyone who attended my bachelor party. I still can’t believe how many people came out to celebrate with me. I got a strong feeling I just may have had the biggest bachelor party in the world. There were 275 people in attendance! That’s right, two hundred and seventy five people.
Everything went just as planned. All I wanted to see was everyone having a blast. We started out at my Lounge in Chino Hills, CA. The charter bus showed up at around 7:20pm to pick us up and we were off to the fun house. The house was amazing! This place was built for partying, and this was what we came to do. I brought my cook Daniel from my Lounge and he made beans, rice, chicken tacos & carneasada tacos, fresh salsa & fresh guacamole.
Daniel was so happy to be apart of this historic night he was smiling all night. At the end of the night, Daniel could not believe that he served over 600 hundred tacos!! Through out the night, my guest were entertained by the XXX hard core one and only Mercedes Ashley and her wild ass girls! Now these chicks really blow the fucking roof Down! You name it they did it, and I Ain’t Jokin’. But hey, that’s what I was looking for and that’s what they brought. I wanted my party to be something special, some Butt Fucking Wild!! So, a big thank you goes out to Mercedes and her girls.
But wait, it didn’t stop there, on the other side of the party was the XXX hot Latin sex machine Alexis Amore! Alexis is a dear friend of mines that has always shown me nothing but love. I would like to take a moment to say Thank you Alexis for all your support over the years, hugs! Alexis gave a steamy show for the crowd giving away goodies to a few lucky horn dogs. The night was hyped all the way through.
The free liquor was something most people could not believe was true. It was simple; you walk up, ask for what ever you want, from hard alcohol to beer and you got it! You know I had to come correct with some sexy ass Bartenders. Big thank you to Georgia & Alma for slangin’ those drinks all night long. I know you girls made good tips and that’s how I take care you people under my wing. Steve from Stripper Ale donated 10 cases of beer and I saw people taking that to the head with the quickness, Thanks Steve!
Oh yea, and my bog Big George came through with some hard liquor back up and I would like to say thank you very much homie. Thank you Thank you to Mindy & Tina for regulating the gate and guest list making sure everyone was accounted for, you girls did a great job! Thank you Cutty for getting me 1 hell of a discount on the Charter Bus, I appreciate you looking out for me. I hope everything went cool, I would like to take you up on that deal again some day.
Okay, now this is a Special Thank you To Everyone Who Came To My Bachelor Party! I know it wasn’t easy for most of you to make it. You got girlfriends or wives who just wasn’t having it. I figured for those who made it, you were either single or you got a cool as chick. I want to slap the piss out of my homie doo-doo for not coming to my party because his chick said No, and this nigga is one of my groomsmen!
Well, I got a lot on my plate, that’s why this newsletter is so fucking late. In 2 days, I cross over to the other side. But hey, no changes here. I am who I am and that’s what she accepts me as and that’s why she’s the chosen 1.
Holla,
Goldie DeWitt
1Down Magazine
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