Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Shy Love, Nicki Hunter, Dyanna Lauren, Julia Ann and Pornstar Karaoke Night. Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here again. At the moment, I can’t think of any better way to start this week’s column off than to immediately begin the discussion of beautiful women; therefore, let us get to it without any further tongue wagging!
Shy Love
Thursday night, September 29th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to catch one of Shy Love’s shows and to say hello and speak with her for a bit.
Since I have reviewed Shy twice within recent months, I’ll be brief.
Shy is a lovely, sexy, sultry, young beauty with long, dark hair and a very nice looking body. She performs well on stage, and her interaction with the customers is excellent, and I mean not only with the tip rail patrons, but when in a club where it is allowed, she comes down from the stage and works the room, so to speak.
This evening, Shy and I were discussing customer interaction and the different ways different features handle it. Shy told me that, when she and Kelly Erikson are performing as a duo act in a club where they can pretty much do as they please, they like to randomly select customers, bring them up on stage, and perform simulated sex acts with them! (Just off the top of my head, I can’t think of any two women that I would rather have a threesome with than Shy and Kelly.)
In my honest opinion, Shy Love is well worth a trip to a nearby club, or even one not so nearby, to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, my loyal readers, get it in gear and start requesting that the management of your local clubs book Shy Love, or even better yet, book the Shy Love and Kelly Erikson duo!
My readers can check Shy out at: ShyLoveXXX.com
Nicki Hunter
Friday afternoon, September 30th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to see Nicki Hunter’s matinee show, but this time, I didn’t eat the free lunch. I’ll explain why in a moment.
Since I have written about Nicki twice within the last few months, I’ll just say that this lovely, sexy woman is well worth a trip to a nearby, or even a not so nearby, club to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Nicki performs so well as the vast majority of features I have seen, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is excellent. All-in-all, Nicki is a very fun person.
Speaking of Nicki Hunter being a fun person, I’ll now explain why I didn’t partake of the free lunch at the club, as I promised I would do a moment ago.
After Nicki was finished at the club, she, her roadie, a sexy young woman named Amber, and I went to a nearby Hometown Buffet for a late lunch on me. (No, not literally on me. Hey, I should be so lucky!) that was the most fun I have had in a Southern California restaurant in a long time! Trust me when I say, the company couldn’t have been any better. While I was thrilled to have Nicki sitting beside me in a booth, I am still somewhat regretful that the booth wasn’t wide enough to allow me to sit between the ladies! (Greedy little bastard, aren’t I?!)
If any of my readers gets a chance to see Nicki Hunter perform, and to meet her, in person, do not fail to take advantage of the opportunity, or I swear, I’ll cut those who don’t out of my will! (Come to think of it, I still haven’t gotten around to having a last will and testament drawn up. Oh well, my kids can fight over what little I may have left when I leave this crazy world. )
Nicki can be seen at: NickiXXX.com
Friday Night
Later in the evening, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to see Julia Ann and Ms. Spearmint Rhino herself, Dyanna Lauren. Yes, Dyanna has been married to John Gray, the owner and CEO of the Spearmint Rhino Corporation, for several years now. (Yes, I told John just how lucky he was the night I met him a couple of years ago!)
Before the ladies took the stage, John Gray came over to me to say hello and chat for a few minutes. Am I bragging one might ask? Well, maybe just a little bit. After all, I am quite proud of my industry friends and acquaintances!
Since I have written about Julia Ann four times within the last year, I will no doubt dwell more on Dyanna Lauren. I believe Julia Ann will understand and forgive me. At least I certainly hope so! The last thing I want in this world is for Julia Ann to be angry with me. I consider her to be too good a friend to anger!
First, I’ll say that Julia Ann is a beautiful woman, she performs very well on stage, her costumes are always good and quite sexy, her music is good, she interacts well with the tip rail customers, and her shows are always entertaining! Additionally, Julia Ann is an absolute must see!
This engagement was a rarity for Dyanna Lauren, since she retired two or three years ago. (While I doubt that this column will go live in time to do any good, I have learned that Julia Ann and Dyanna are scheduled to perform at the West Palm Beach, Florida, Spearmint Rhino this coming Friday and Saturday, October 7th and 8th. If I have any readers in Florida, and if they happen to see this in time, by all means, get to the club to see and meet these two gorgeous ladies. Hey, if Dyanna is there, John Gray just might be there also!)
Even though Dyanna is a veteran, so to speak, and has been retired for a while, she is still one of the most beautiful women in the world and hasn’t aged a day in the six years I’ve known her! And, she hasn’t lost a thing when it comes to performing. She still performs so well as any feature I have ever seen. Her costumes are very sexy, her musical selection is always good, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is very good.
Both Julia Ann and Dyanna are intelligent and very friendly ladies. In addition, they enjoy meeting their fans.
If any of my readers happen to get the rare opportunity to see Dyanna Lauren perform and to meet her in person, they certainly should not allow the occasion to slip past them.
On a foot note, Julia Ann and Dyanna are not performing as a duo. Rather, they perform one show each, back to back. At the City of Industry club, they both performed twice per night. I believe that is also how they will do things in Florida.
I spoke with Dyanna and John for a few minutes the night of the Exotic Dancer Awards Show last August 25th. At that time, Dyanna told me that, because she didn’t want to do anything that might be construed by anybody as stepping on Janine’s toes, she and Julia Ann would not perform as a duo. For anybody who is not aware of the fact, Julia Ann and Janine Lindemulder have performed as the duo act known as, “Blondage,” for several years, and they still resurrect the act from time to time.
Dyanna can be seen at: DyannaLauren.com Julia Ann can be seen at: JuliaAnn.com
Pornstar Karaoke Night
Tuesday night, October 4th, I went to Sardo’s Restaurant, in Burbank, California, for the, “Pornstar Karaoke.”
I arrived twenty or thirty minutes after start time, but the place still wasn’t to crowded. However, that changed rapidly! By the time I left at midnight, it was so crowded it was difficult to move around the room!
Even though I’m not too fond of crowds, I will more than likely return next week. There were a lot of good, friendly people there, and we all had a good time.
As it goes in any Karaoke situation, we had people who’s singing convinced me that they should never quit their day jobs! At the same time, there were people who sang amazingly well. An especially good sounding singer was a young Asian adult film producer/director named Konnie. Even if she hadn’t been able to sing, I would have fallen heavily in lust with her. She is an extremely hot looking lady and appeared to be a very fun person to be around.
There were a lot of producers, directors, and other behind the camera people in attendance whom I did not know. One very sexy young woman who’s identity I managed to learn was Michele Sweet. Among the people there whom I knew were Rebecca Love, Gauge, Anita Cannibal and Morgen Hagen, the former editor of “Busty Beauties Magazine,” which Larry Flynt chose to stop publishing two or three years ago. (I believe Morgen is still with the company, but in what capacity I keep forgetting to ask him.)
The legendary Rock Rose, well known for her role in “Deep Throat II” was also there.
There was a tall, rather nice looking blonde there. At one point, as she walked past me, I said, “I feel that I should know who you are.”
She replied, “Why would that be?”
I said, “Because you look very familiar to me.”
She stated, “You must be an old pervert who watches a lot of porn movies.”
I chuckled and said, “That could be.”
Without cracking so much as a smile, she said, “I can tell.”, and walked away.
It is a damed good thing she isn’t a feature dancer. (At least I hope she isn’t) with an attitude such as that I could never write a favorable review about her. I’ll never again attempt to find out who she is, much less ever ask anybody to introduce me.
Last but certainly not least, Wankus of KSEXradio.com fame, was fulfilling the duties of DJ.
Some of the ladies websites are: ILoveGauge.com RebeccaLove.com
All in all, everybody had a world of fun. And on that note, I have rambled on for long enough now. Until next week, everybody stay safe, happy lap dancing, and ladies, make a mint!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
