Greatest Fucking Kick Ass Contest Ever

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Source: Kick Ass Pictures

By: Company Press Release

Kick Ass Pictures

(LOS ANGELES, CA) — As you read this Kick Ass Pictures is celebrating five years of original debauchery, political incorrectness and Mary Carey. For a half of a decade Kick Ass Pictures has been spewing out “porn for the intellectual” on a consistent basis and there’s no sign of the cum train running out of semen.

“These five years have flown by,” said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. “We’ve done more in five years than most companies do in three times that time. It’s been fun. The toughest part has been trying to top ourselves. This contest is just another way to raise the bar on customer appreciation.”

In celebration of the five-year milestone Kick Ass Pictures is giving the entire Kick Ass catalog on DVD to one lucky winner. Anyone who joins any of our Kick Ass sites (including KickAss.com, Chica-boom.com, BarefootConfidential.com, 5-GuyCreampie.com, 10ManCumSlam.com, black-jelly.com and the brand new KickAssPussyPump.com) between July 25th and September 25th will be automatically entered in the contest to win over 240 titles, including the entire award winning Barefoot Confidential series which gave Kick Ass its start.

“This contest is the closest thing to a Golden Ticket that we could do,” says Kulkis. “I can’t actually give the company away, but I can give away all the candy which is the next best thing.”

Even if you don’t win, you’re still a winner when you join a Kick Ass Website! Signup at KickAss.com for a pass to all 9 of our sites! For the price of a single DVD you can enjoy unlimited access to 380+ videos and 4,000+ photos from over 300 Kick Ass chicks! Our main video gallery is updated daily with exclusive content you can only find at Kick Ass – weeks before anyone else can see the stuff… Anyway you look at it it’s a win-win situation.

And in case you’re wondering it would take over three weeks of continuous viewing just to watch every DVD. Kick Ass Pictures aren’t responsible for any injuries to the wrist or groin during this contest. Enter at your own risk. Check out KickAss.com for all the juicy details.