Source: SteamyMobile.com
By: Company Press Release
SteamyMobile, the world’s most advanced mobile porn site, is offering a job to Mike Soden, former CEO of the Bank of Ireland. Mr. Soden was forced to resign from his position late last week when it was discovered that he had looked at porn on his work computer, ending his banking career.
If Mr. Soden had been using SteamyMobile’s mobile porn service, he would not have been caught and he would still be the top banker in Ireland.
SteamyMobile would love to have Mr. Soden as our CFO. As CFO of SteamyMobile, Mr. Soden will have an opportunity to apply his considerable financial skills in a new industry, and will be fired if he DOESN’T look at porn on his work computer.
In an effort to contact Mr. Soden, we have started a Google adwords campaign on the words “Mike Soden”. We hope he will take us up on the offer. We are also offering him a year of free service.
