Source: KSEXradio.com
By: Company Press Release
(TOKYO, JAPAN) — KSEX would like to thank listener “Tommy” who is stationed in the US Military in Japan until November of 2003, for his contribution of a recent KSEXradio.com review in the Japanese Magazine, Akume [translates to Orgasm].
As a host on the internet broadcast station, sometimes you think no one’s listening, or just a few locals from around the states. It’s times like these that we are reminded of all the great KSEXradio fans, worldwide.
Writer, “Heikinten” reviewed all shows on the station, including the recently added ones and gave his brief opinion on each one. The translated version is written below.
“Check the KSEXradio web site for exact times and days when shows broadcast on the internet company air waves, but we monitored their entire programming line up and gave our thoughts. You have seen our reviews and we are frequently rating adult entertainment very critically. We could only find one KSEX show rated less then 3 stars and would you believe it was their Asian focus one, featuring partial Japanese adult babe, Alaura Eden. But, as we went to print, we were told this show has been discontinued: [5 Star Rating Criteria]”
“Asian sex Talk Radio – 1 1/2 stars – Alaura Eden and Daisy Marie hosted this insult to the Asian community. The only reason they got 1 1/2 stars is because they had no problem taking their clothes off and making love to each other. Thankfully KSEX has cut this program, so we can now buy their movies and turn the sound down if we were to masturbate in their honor.”
“The Ginger Lynn Show – 4 stars – This is a show that is being brought to people from a legendary porn star of old. Lynn is famous for the early days of porn [thankfully she shaves her kitty now], she had sex with John Holmes and was popular when girls of porn were few in numbers. She still looks very good, even naked, and she is very upbeat and fun on the show. Ginger still has the charm.”
“Ebony Nights – 3 1/2 stars – Porn star Sierra and a black man named Flex are the host of this show. I haven’t figured out the exact theme of the show, but they are enjoyable to listen to. Sierra has very big breasts and is very pretty and fun.”
“Lust for Life – 3 3/4 stars – The story of a man who is the husband of a porn star. He drives her to work when and sees her have sex with strange men for money. But he is not a dummy. He counts the money and then pursues his own life, being on American game-shows.”
“Totally Tera – 3 3/4 stars – Tera Patrick is back to work, now doing a radio show on a competing internet radio company then her last stint with major porn film company, Digital Playground. Her spouse, Evan Seinfeld, also famous for his role in the cable series Oz and as singer for the band, Biohazard, co-hosts this show. It hasn’t really been about “anything” yet. But it has been fun and informative none the less.”
“XXX Lex Talk – 3 1/4 stars – This show hosted by Lexington Steele and Vanessa Blue, takes fans into the lives of porn from an average guy like Steele. The problem is, his penis is nowhere near average, especially on our side of the world. While I like listening, sometimes Steele and Blue start spreading way too many names around of people I never heard of. It’s like looking in on a conversation between strangers at a restaurant dinner table. You just don’t know who it is they’re talking about.”
“All in the ‘Porn’ Family – not rated – We tried to catch this show two weeks in a row but hosts Chris and Alana Evans were not on the air. Perhaps it will be added to the line up in the future.”
“Distorted Reality – 4 1/4 stars – Quasarman talks too fast. I think in America that is okay. I miss many things he says. But the things are I do catch are very funny later, and I mean hours later, I find myself laughing. Metro star, Gauge, is his co-host and is from Arkansas. I think in the US, that is not a good thing.”
“The Wanker Show – 4 1/2 stars – This is a program hosted by many porn stars and two men. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday, a crazy guy named Wankus is the host with big breasted Rebecca Love, Michele Raven and dippy Katie Morgan. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, the show host is someone called Chef Jeff who gets help from porn stars Lisa Sparxxx and Cytherea. The show hosts are very different, Wankus is a wild man, funny only because he is so out of control and his singing is like a bad karaoke night. Chef Jeff does not cook anything but is a pretty good host. Why is he a Chef?”
“Tales of Tail – 3 3/4 stars – Here is another show hosted by many big name porn stars, including Layla Jade, Keri Windsor, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, Rhiannon Bray, AnnMarie and Daisy. This show is good depending on what night you listen and how sexy you want to be talked to. It’s suppose to be an eroguro [erotic] story show, but only does a little of that. Some of the girls who read the erotic stories, should go back to school for English lessons. I like seeing all the girls, but I don’t like listening to all of them. Akume night of choice is Friday when Metro contract star, Ann Marie is host.”
“Temptation – 3 stars – I think this is humor for Americans to understand only. Lorrainiac and her cousin are lovers, so because of that, KSEX gave them a show. I’m confused by this. Shouldn’t they be arrested? She is loud, but sometimes when she laughs, I laugh, even when I don’t find her funny. We call that an addictive kerakerawarau [cackle].”
“In summary, we would like to highly recommend listening to KSEXradio.com. Making porn stars radio stars cannot be an easy task and they do a good job keeping them mostly focused. We wish they had more live programming to offer, but with the spectacular line up that currently exists and the shows they replay, this is a consistent place to go to find big name, horny fun.”
“You can listen to the shows for free or become a member to watch. We will re-review their shows in six months. Until then, you review them.”