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Art-Twat-Stic with Layla Jade – Montana Gunn & Vanessa Mackenzie Cum-pete

June 23, 2003

By: Company Press Release

(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) — This stupid little feature, brought to you by the twisted minds of KSEXradio.com, was so highly anticipated, it made the front page of AVN.com yesterday. [Must have been a slow news day]

Layla Jade got nekkid, Daisy explained the rules and adult stars, Montana Gunn & Vanessa Mackenzie challenged each other in a wacky painting competition — one that would feature a winner with the strongest Kegel muscles.

Gunn and Mackenzie slapped condoms on some zucchinis, jammed a paintbrush in the other side, lubed them and slid them inside their beautiful vaginas. Both adult stars dropped to their knees, dabbed the brushes in some paint and went to work, while observing the naked model, Jade, and doing their best to paint her portrait, only using their hips and vaginal muscles.

Both babes had their own unique style but mid-way through you can sense Gunn’s frustration as Mackenzie was really providing pussy art that would have impressed a museum curator.

In a strange turn of events, Gunn tried to cheat and place the brush-filled vegetable in between her amazing tits to finish the job.

Judges jumped in and threatened her with elimination and Gunn slid it back inside her for the final stretch [if I may use that expression].

The two labia artists completed their paintings and showed them to the judging committee for final word on who would leave with exciting prizes.

Layla liked them both, as did Daisy who said, “They had two different styles but were both very good.”

When it came down to skills, Mackenzie appealed to judges the most, but Gunn’s creative style, larger piece and interesting vision of Jade with her tongue sticking out, something Layla and her sarcastic personality would probably do, made Montana the winner.

If you ask me, they should’ve given the listeners a chance to win the vegetables.

Tales of Tail is heard weeknights at 9:00pm on KSEXradio.com. It’s free to listen to the show and members can watch all the action on the in-studio web cams.

Totally Tera – Totally Terrific

Tera Patrick & Evan Seinfeld made an incredible debut along with Alexis Amore’, a fun call from Catalina & Max Hardcore and a studio full of press.

–KSEXradio

KSEXradio.com Program Director, Wankus, was more nervous for Tera’s first show, then for any live performance he’s ever had. “It was a big day for us,” Wankus said, “I just wanted everything to go perfectly.” Everything may not have been perfect, but for her first appearance in over six months, Tera Patrick was incredible. Her co-host, musician and fiance’, Evan Seinfeld, was the perfect compliment to the show, bringing a raspy, tough guy edge to the fold.

“I gotta be honest with you,” Wankus told Seinfeld after the show, “I was really worried about you. I was worried you wouldn’t have any timing and you’d step all over her. You were surprisingly incredible!”

Jill Kelly Productions contract girl, Alexis Amore’ was a spectacular guest and never really addressed the question Tera proposed of how she was allowed to appear after Kelly’s recent announcement of No JKP Girls On KSEX. But Amore’ did give Tera a hot welcome back kiss. Tera showed off her new breasts and everyone in the studio gave their approval.

Sean Michaels and station producers had a mix up on the time of the show and he arrived after the broadcast completed. Michaels promises to return on a future Totally Tera Show. Max Hardcore and Catalina called in to offer their congratulations as well as a few fans.

Tera and Evan’s modern day Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde style team really entertained the fans as well: Duke33 wrote: Tera I used to listen to you on your old radio show. I have to be honest. It was pretty good but I mostly tuned in because I think you’re a babe. Your show tonight was 10x better then I’ve ever heard it before. Good move bringing Evan into your life. You both sound very happy. KSEX is lucky to have you. Misty wrote: I’m enjoying your show right now so much. I know you’ve been through a lot and it’s so good to see another woman stand up for herself and fight for what she deserves. I listened to KSEX once and a while before, but now that you’re here, I’ll be on at least once a week! You go girl! DerrickBrown wrote: Tera and Evan. Kick ass show! First time listener and I had no idea they even had the lovely Miss Patrick on KSEX. I’m going to call in next week. Best of luck. Lisssa wrote: OMG! First show was this good? I can’t wait to hear more. Welcome back Tera. You belong on KSEX and Evan seems really cool. By the way, the new boobies are smoking hot!!! …and hundreds of more fan letters poured in… some Tera read on the air!

A D V E R T I S E M E N T S

This Week on KSEXradio.com

Monday, June 23:

5pm – The Ginger Lynn Show with Ginger Lynn and JB with Special Guest Samantha Sterlyng

6pm – Ebony Nights with Flexx & Sierra

7pm – The Wanker Show with Wankus & Rebecca Love with Special Guest Laurie Holmes

9pm – Tales of Tail with Layla Jade & Daisy

10pm – Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family

Tuesday, June 24:

5pm – Lust for Life with Felicia Fox & Tim Case with Special Event – Felicia does Male Ass with a Strap On

6pm – Recipes for Sex with Carly Milne

7pm – The Wanker Show with Chef Jeff & Lisa Sparxxx