Sheena De Janeiro to Host Miss Nude Toronto Pageant

(TORONTO, CANADA) — It has been confirmed that Sheena De Janeiro will be the host/coordinator for the 2003 Miss Nude Toronto Pageant being showcased the week of July 7th through 12th, 2003 by Filmores Adult Playground 212 Dundas St. E., Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Nightly Sheena will be performing her famous “Sex Show”, the show in which a mature, independent modern woman, turns the tables on thousands of years of “male chauvinism” in a fashion that will have you rolling in the aisles with laughter. From past experience when Sheena performs her “Sex Show” women (wives, mothers, daughters, and sisters) bring their favorite men for a ‘learning’ yet fun-filled experience. And then we observe the men coming back on another night to watch the show again, and bringing their friends to enjoy it too! For some images of Sheena’s “Sex Show” please go to: MissNudeCanadaPageant.com/03t/sdjsexshow.htm

Lovely ‘n Luscious Contestants: The Contestant lineup for this year’s Miss Nude Toronto Pageant so far is awesome! With powerful, talented yet stunningly beautiful women entered to dance their hearts out for your entertainment all week long.

This year’s contest has attracted world-class competitors from across Canada and even from Europe, and the list grows daily. Please go to our Announcements page for the Miss Nude Toronto Pageant and click on the names of the “Lovely ‘n Luscious Contestants” listed there for a preview of the beauty and talent you’re going to see on stage in July: MissNudeCanadaPageant.com/03t.htm

Trip to Australia: Besides the grand prize of becoming Miss Nude Toronto 2003/2004 and representing this wonderful city of 5 million people in the National Finals of the Miss Nude Canada Pageant, the Contestants are also competing for many fabulous prizes, one of which is a 4-week booking in Australia.

This prize comes complete with airfare, a condo within walking distance to beautiful sandy beaches on the Pacific Ocean, paid photo opportunities for various magazines, and a paid booking in Australia’s best Adult Entertainment Nightclub: The Crazy Horse Review in Adelaide S.A. For snapshots of the beaches (including Maslin’s nude beach) and the condo please go to: MissNudeCanadaPageant.com/03t/oztrip.htm

This prize is awarded to the winner of Miss Nude Toronto’s “Businessman’s Favourite” that is voted on by both the judges and the audience, by ballot, so be sure to come and cast your vote for the contestant that you like the most!.

Alumni Update:

Of interest to all the dancers and fans who receive this newsletter is news of D. D. Wild from Quebec who represented that province in both my National Finals 2000 in Edmonton and 2001 in St. Jean, Quebec. D.D. Wild has won many important titles but one of the most wonderful is the title voted on and awarded by the other Contestants: “Miss Congeniality”

Indeed D.D. Wild is loved by all of us and now to the great news: last week D.D. gave birth to beautiful baby boy! For D.D. Wild’s many fans. who have missed her over the past year, the super news is that she returns back to Featuring the week of July 7 – 12 at Solid Gold in Montreal.

An Industry Anecdote: To close this week with a little bit of humour: this is a problem that Canadian dancers experienced when the Canadian one-dollar bill was replaced by the “loonie” and the Canadian two-dollar bill was replaced by the “toonie”. Coins are that much more cumbersome and awkward for a naked woman to carry off stage and at first this cut into tips.

Well in Europe, the various national paper currencies are being replaced by the “Euro” which uses coins for the lower denominations. The Italian answer to the problem of course has to do with fashion clothing even for strippers getting naked!

The fashion-conscious Italian strip-tease dancers don’t like to walk around stage with coins in their g-strings or hands so they’ve started wearing magnetic trousers. The nightclub Mille Lire in Preganzio has ordered magnetic trousers so the coins can be attached to them! A 50-cent euro has about the same value as 1,000 lira.

That’s it for this week! I hope you enjoyed this issue. Please let me know of anything that you would like added or changed to our weekly format. Email me at: Info@MissNudeCanadaPageant.com

Until next issue Cheers!

Chris Lansdale