Source: Adult Industry News
By: Antonia
Welcome to the latest utterances from the pundit of porn. In this issue the Easter Bunny is April Fooled into becoming Rabbit Stew. Ha! Do I have your attention? Then good, let’s see what the virtual mailbag has brought us this month.
It appears that springtime no longer brings thoughts of fancy to the young men out there. Instead it brings fancy thoughts to young men. Or to put it bluntly, delusions of grandeur. No, I cannot publish the private emails of a particular star, nor can I disclose the profit and loss statements of Vivid or Wicked. So please stop asking me to publish information that could involve this magazine in an invasion of privacy lawsuit.
My first question is from what is referred to in this Industry as a “Rain Coat” that is a loving term for those horny guys that frequent the Awards ceremonies.
Ruston [redacted]@msn.com wrote the following….
“When and where in Las Vegas are the porno awards taking place? Where can I get tickets?”
Hey Ruston thanks for asking. I assume you are referring to the AVN Awards and those are in January. For information on tickets that information is available on the official web site of the Adult Video News Awards. Go to AVNawards.com [linked in the box to the right] don’t forget your trench coat!
Now, for a question about the Queen of Kink. I am of course referring to the lovely Felashia every one’s favorite ejaculating Dominatrix.
Mike [redacted]@yahoo.com wrote the following….
“Hi Antonia,
I am wondering if you know what happen to Felashia? I was looking for a company that sell her videos.”
Look no more Mike, Felashia’s videos are available through this fine publication. My personal recommendation is “Synergy 3” co-starring Felashia and the very hot Miss Ginger Lynn. Hot Stuff here you won’t be disappointed. Also check out Dirty Bob’s library of Felashia’s film archives at DirtyBob.com [linked in the box to the right]
Okay this next letter is from porn’s wannabe Picasso:
Luis Naar [redacted]@Hotmail.com wrote the following….
“Hello, I am an artist interested in exhibiting my work at one of your expo’s [sic]. When will the next one be and how could I attend?”
Oh no, not another “Rain Coat”! Luis why don’t you check out the Erotica Expo in LA WorldOfEroticaExpo.com/index2.html [linked in the box to the right] Good Luck!
Morgan [redacted]@yahoo.com wrote the following….
“I have started a fan site / club for Colt Steele. I’m trying to get the message out. The site features reviews of his movies, a timetable of his movies, all the tidbits from chat rooms that I could find. I have been working on this since October 10th. The site went live on October 21st. The URL is Valkyrietower.com/fullcircle [dead link in the box to the right] Any ideas how to reach the man for comment?”
Dude, I would be glad to endorse your web site however, IT DOESN’T EXIST! I’m glad to hear you have been working hard but have you tried maybe PUBLISHING the page before you start giving out the link?
Greg [redacted]@pdq.net wrote the following….
“I had heard that Dixie Cupps had died recently. Is that true?”
No Dear, reports of Ms. Cupps demise are greatly exaggerated. You can see for your self that Ms. Cupps is alive and well by visiting her site DixieCupps.com.
So that’s all for now. This is Antonia the pundit of Porn signing off until next time! Keep your one hand on the mouse and the other one wherever it makes you happy!
