Source: Adult Industry News
By: Company Press Release
(SIMI VALLEY, CA) — Starting April 1, 2003 Adult Industry News will be writing press releases for anybody too lazy to do it themselves. No more complicated e-mail, just pick up your phone and press the little buttons!
For those too inept to use a phone we also will be taking submission by ear. Just walk up to a staff member and talk, our ear will do the rest! Get a professionally and painstakenly written public relations press release from a professional public relations press release writer.
Since our prices will be about 9 times that of other PR firms, here are some other choices out there:
BSG Public Relations
DV8 Inc. – Jason Sechrest at JasonCurious.com
Carly Milne – Publicist and Head Mucky Muck, Sin Spin
Top Pro Talent
[All Linked in the box to the right]
The reason for our high prices? We are too damn busy! We will still have the FREE service of receiving press releases, stories and articles in the BODY of an e-mail (no doc files, pfd, or ‘fancy’ html) with attached pictures.
See? There IS such thing as a free lunch!
No, really!
