Source: Adult Industry News
By: Antonia
Happy Valentine’s Day my wild and wacky readers. Hope you all enjoyed your Love Holiday with someone very special. If not, you can always spend Valentine’s Day sending emails to Moi.
I would like to start this new column by giving an endorsement to a very cool new website. It is LadyPagan.com check it out to see some of the most outrageous toys and erotic links ever. You will not be disappointed. [Antonia’s endorsements are not necessarily the opinion of Adult Industry News… but interesting just the same. -Ed.]
Warning: this site is NOT for the faint hearted!
Now on to the virtual mail bag:
Dirk Diggler fans take note:
Joey C [redacted]@yahoo.com wrote the following….
“Dear Antonia,
Is there a web site that has photos of all the porn stars from the
70’s, 80’s and 90’s? I’m looking for someone but all I have is a
picture. I’m not looking for a hardcore site, face pictures of the
actor/actress will do. Thanks”
Absolutely Joey my boy! To see all of your favorite Stars of yesteryear you must visit
PornLegends.com for all the news, gossip, and photos of the Titans of Porn.
If you can’t find who you are looking for then send us the picture and we will put their face on a milk carton such as with Kevin Williams. I am referring to “Missing Porn Star – Ask Antonia Anything” (AINews.com/Archives/Story3452.phtml linked in the box to the right).
Now let’s hear it for Grrrl Power!
Darcy at [redacted]@Hotmail.com wrote the following….
“Hey Antonia,
I just stumbled on your web site while searching the Internet looking for information about a wonderful porn actress/photographer/videographer named Jade Marxxx. What is going on with her lately?”
Hey Darcy,
The hot and happening Miss Jade Marxx recently completed “Knee Pad Nymphos #2”. Unfortunately it received lukewarm reviews from the critics corner. For my money I would check out her talents in “Grrrl Power” instead. Both videos are available through this fine publication.
This next question sounds like it was lifted straight out of a “Penthouse Forum” issue from the 70’s:
Charles and Trina [redacted]@verizon.net wrote the following….
“We have a question. My wife and I visited an adult bar in Vancouver, BC, and while there ‘hit it off’ with a dancer. She asked where we were staying, and low and behold, showed up at our door later that night (morning). [yeah right] We had a wonderful time together, and she was very nice. Now, the problem: One, we only know her ‘real’ name, not the stage name, so we don’t know how to see if she is still at the same club. Two, should we even try to see her in an intimate way again, or was that a ‘one night stand’ for her? Is this common?”
Charles, I think you have an over active imagination. Does Trina know? Or is she just a figment too? Try the link in the box to the right, maybe you’ll get lucky again.
VancouverAdultListings.com – If that doesn’t work and Trina doesn’t mind doing some “leg work” you can BOTH stop by the club again and SHE can ask the other dancers discretely if they know the girl explaining you only know her real name etc. Often the other girls will know real names too. Notice I specify TRINA talk to the dancers. They will be more apt to listen to a woman. In fact – you get lost, leave it to her, and forget about it.
! If you get surprised great! If nothing comes of it, she did her best, give Trina flowers for trying.
When you read this next question you will understand why animals eat their young.
Here’s Johnny [redacted]@sbcglobal.net wrote the following….
“When and where is the Gentlemen’s Club Expo in 2003? We are most interested in the largest boobs in the world!”
Hey! Ho! Johnny, I think you may already have found the world’s biggest boob; IT’S YOU! We already cover this with a running list of events: Read first before your pester me with redundant questions. It’s called “The Event Horizon” and it’s located at AINews.com/story/4455/ and linked in the box to the right.
It seems everyone nowadays is doing “research”. Keep it up and we will have the most informed readers in the history of Porn:
Kelly [redacted]@verio.net wrote the following….
“Where could I get additional information on the adult film/web site industry? I am working to interact with this market and I want to learn the market leaders and firms in California that are involved.”
Kelly, I think you may have written to me before. That must be some project you are working on. Are you sure you are not on the payroll of John Ashcroft? Check the link in the box to the right, I found it to be very comprehensive and informative.
Now here is another frustrated “Forum” reader:
[Redacted]@aol.com wrote the following:
“Antonia,
Though I speculate that there are some men who have been able to endure hours number of sex from the first time they ever got hard, I have a sneeking [SIC] suspicion that there are probably men in your industry that blew their load in the time it takes to reload film the first time they had sex. What is the technique that sets male porn stars apart from the rest of the sex having world? Are there industry secrets to keeping hard, controlling yourself and ejaculating on command, or is this just a talent that adult stars are blessed with? Yours sincerely, BigO”
Dear Big O,
If only your hard on ran on as long as your sentences you would be guaranteed instant stardom in our industry. However for every ten guys who say they can there is only one who can actually deliver the money shot on cue. Take my advice; use the spell check on your computer the next time you send an email. You’ll be glad you did.
And now a word from those who cum from the Land Down Under:
Anonymous at [redacted]@hotmail.com wrote the following….
“I am just wondering if there is a gay/str8 porn industry in Australia
And how could I contact them for some work?”
G’day Mate, with a name like “Anonymous” you won’t get too many casting calls, but try this link anyway:
This next question has the word “warning” written all over it:
Dave [redacted]@aol.com wrote the following….
“I am looking for investors for a limited partnership to open a club in the
Hamptons of NY. I have a building zoned for adult with 5,000 to 10,000
Sq. feet. What is my best bet for finding real investors?”
Thanks for writing Dave. My advice is this: As long as you don’t have Liz Grubman doing your PR nor “Great White” in charge of the pyrotechnics, you should have no problem finding investors for your venue. Why don’t you check out NightClubs.com. This is another comprehensive and informative web site for those interested in the clubbing scene. Good Luck!
Once again I am queried about my two favorite subjects: Jenna Jameson.
Frank H. [redacted]@hso.org wrote:
“Dear Antonia,
I am a frustrated middle aged loser with a two-inch penis. Thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule to answer my email. I have two questions for you.
1)Does Jenna Jameson think of or compare herself to mainstream stars (i.e. Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon, etc.)? If she does, that’s ridiculous!
2)Did she attend Britney Spears’ 21st birthday bash or was she kept away from Britney again?
Thanks,
Freaky Franky”
Well Frank, you may be a loser but your questions still warrant an answer. In my opinion Jenna is above and beyond any mainstream star. As far as her and Britney are concerned here is the scoop: Jenna WAS NOT banned from Britney’s party. In fact when Ms. Jameson was asked about her relationship with Britney she replied that they were “just good friends” but that “she would do her in a New York minute.” Let’s hear it for the City that never sleeps!
That’s all for now my Hot and Horny readers. There is a lot more in store in March so keep your cursors clicked on to this column and don’t forget to visit LadyPagan.com [Linked in the box to the right… Antonia what the HELL are you into?! -Ed.]
Till next time!
Hugs,
Antonia
