V.I.P. – First Man In Report

At 5:15pm I arrive at the house just off Mulholland Drive. It’s big, white, and has views of the entire Valley. The script written by Michael “Fozzi” Stewart is a parody of Pamela Anderson’s hit show. The plot begins with “Virtually Impossible Protection” getting hired by a pop diva who has been getting death threats.

Along the way a few people get fucked and sucked in various places, including a yacht on the high seas. The producers Chili Palmer and Vincent Vega (Obviously John Travolta fans) hope to roll MTV, Hollywood, and XXX into the perfect burrito.

For the next five hours they film dialogue and then more dialogue. Finally, it gets so late that they postpone the G/G sex scene with Asia Carrera and Brittany Andrews until tomorrow. In this movie Pam’s role is played by Brittany, Natalie Raitano’s role by Aria, and Asia Carrera as Molly Culver’s character. The story has some great plot twists and witty dialogue.

Unfortunately, I didn’t observe anyone getting naked so we’ll both have to buy the movie later this year.