Source: Sin City Films
By: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) — Stan’s of Hollywood would like to thank all of its patrons and all of the fans for turning out and coming by the store last week to make our grand re-opening bigger and better than we ever could have imagined. The crowds were humongous! The girls were hot! The frenzy for autographs and photos was unprecedented! Needless to say, it was a huge success.
“Hundreds of people turned out. I wasn’t prepared for those crowds,” said Dave Brantner, manager of Stan’s. “Things began with a roar on Monday as Sin City’s jessica drake arrived, and her fans were already waiting. The place was packed. She was incredibly sweet and friendly and the fans loved her. She took pics, and signed everything you can think of-yes, everything! And even took her tits out for the guys. Check out the photos.”
Tuesday was terrific with the appearance of the one and only, Tera Patrick. “Tera was also a hit. There was some confusion about the appearance dates, but still her fans found out and came down. She was friendly and warm, chatting, signing magazines, posters, pictures, selling tapes and DVDs, and just being hot. The fans loved her.
For a relatively unknown star on the rise, April drew a pretty big crowd on Wednesday. I was surprised. But when I saw her in her tight dress and firm bod, I became a fan instantly. Thursday, things were slow for Rob Black and Lizzie Borden, but enough people turned out to make it a party. We all had fun that night, if you know what I mean.
“All in all, it was a great week, and I’ve got the drool marks on the floor to prove it.”
Stan’s would like to apologize for the unexpected no-show by Shayla LaVeaux, Dayton Raines and Tabitha Stevens of Jill Kelly Productions. We are sincerely sorry, and promise to make it up to everyone who came down to see the girls.
Stan’s is located at 1117 North Western Ave., Los Angeles. The phone number is (323) 467-1640. For those coming from the Valley, take the 101 south to the Western exit and get off. Take the first right at the stop sign, then the next left and after two blocks, turn left into the alley behind the store where there is ample parking. Stan’s is half a block north of Santa Monica. For those coming from all points south, take the 101 north, get off at Santa Monica Blvd, continue west to Western, turn right and look for the store on Western. Parking is available in back. Do not park in the lot of the strip mall next door. You WILL be towed. Look for the parking in back. It takes a little looking, but it’s worth the effort.
So remember all you porn aficionados, come down to Stan’s Superstore to stock up on all your videos, DVD’s and sex toys. They are open 24/7 to serve you. See you there.
