Source: Stan’s of Hollywood
By: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) — Hey porn fans, big news from Porno Land. We are proud to announce the grand re-opening of Stan’s of Hollywood, the coolest and best, not to mention sleaziest adult retail superstore in all of ELAY, and to celebrate the newer, better, improved in every way, Stan’s, we’ve rallied the XXX porn troops and are proud to present a powerhouse lineup of female talent, waiting to meet and greet you and shower you with all kinds of goodies of the sexual kind. And that’s just the half of it. There will be prizes, giveaways, and much more.
Starting next week, on Monday, August 20th, we kick things off with a personal appearance by jessica drake, Sin City contract girl, and drop-dead porno babe. The next night, Tuesday, August 21st, the perennial sex kitten, Shay Sweet appears. On Wednesday, August 22nd, rising star April brings her magnificent body to Stan’s to share with all her fans. Thursday, August 23rd, the one and only Rob Black and Lizzy Borden of Extreme Associates will bring their sexual mayhem to the store, and things close on Friday, August 24th, with personal appearances by the sex kittens from Jill Kelly Productions, Shayla LaVeaux, Tabitha Stevens and Dayton Raines.
Things kick off each night at 4pm and will last until 8pm or later if their fans demand it.
So come on down and get your favorite Porn Star to autograph your favorite tape, t-shirt, sex toy or whatever else you want signed! Have your pic taken with your dream girl! Win prizes! Buy videos! Schmooze, laugh, dance, get down and live out your fantasies!
Stan’s is located at 1117 North Western Ave., Los Angeles. The phone number is (323) 467-1640. For those coming from the Valley, take the 101 south to the Western exit and get off. Take the first right at the stop sign, then the next left and after two blocks, turn left into the alley behind the store where there is ample parking. Stan’s is half a block north of Santa Monica. For those coming from all points south, take the 101 north, get off at Santa Monica Blvd, continue west to Western, turn right and look for the store on Western. Parking is available in back. Do not, repeat DO NOT park in the lot of the strip mall next door. You WILL be towed. Look for the parking in back. It takes a little looking, but it’s worth the effort.
See ya there!
