AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PUBLIC FROM NEW EXTREME ASSOCIATES DIRECTOR THOMAS ZUPKO

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Source: Extreme Associates

By: Company Press Release

(VAN NUYS, CA) — I just wanted to take the time to thank all the talent and crew who so courageously and patiently went above and beyond the call of duty during this past weekend’s filming of my Extreme Associates debut: In The Days of Whore.

I have to say that, having watched and/or jacked off to over 10,000 XXX videos, the footage shot thus far is some of the most powerful, disturbing and erotic shit I have ever seen. Every performer smoked, kicked ass, and took no motherfucking prisoners. The crew tolerated my grueling hours (we shot from 5am-Midnight Saturday and 10am-2am Sunday) and gave me every camera angle, every line of dialogue, every nuance and subtlety that this most complex and involved thirty-three page script required. My deepest appreciation to my cameraman Francois, my tech Kenny, my lighting guy John, and my set designer Jimmy. We captured lightning in a bottle here, created a work of erotic art that will stand up as this generation’s Deep Throat.

Having said all that, I now want to thank most of all, my new consigliores Tom Byron and Rob Black, who never questioned anything I did, gave me whatever I needed, and never once attempted to dilute this truly disturbing and controversial vision. They are putting their asses on the line for this project and no doubt it is going to generate a lot of heat. Some of the shit we shot even left my mouth agape. But these award-winning legends were there for me every step of the way without voicing a single goddamn complaint or concern about the script’s content. Tom Byron was my exec producer and even worked second camera for me, which was truly a great honor.

Now I am going to say this: Look out, all you pathetic, groveling, talent less wannnabes and you repetitive burned-out video hacks, Extreme Associates is going to blow every motherfucking one of you out of the water. In the next few months we are going to release product that is so cutting edge, so uniquely outrageous, so beyond anything the porn world has ever seen that every one of you amateurish pretenders is going to be running back to the 7-Elevens and ballet classes from whence you were spawned. Things are going to happen here at the beginning of October that will turn the adult entertainment industry upside down. Trust me, these events will reinvent this business and finally put to pasture the boring soft core, formulaic directors who lie unconscious in front of a video monitor while shooting the 10,000th volume of an already outdated and monotonous series that no one gives a shit about anymore.

C’mon, is that all you got, motherfuckers? Where’s your fucking game???

You want fucking game??? Here’s fucking game:

In In The Days of Whore, gorgeous magazine centerfold Taylor St. Claire gets fucked in the ass by three Vikings in eight different anal positions, gets DP-ed three times; then, after taking three facial blasts, begs for the loads of six rotting lepers who greedily oblige her by hurling her beautiful face into a cyclone of testicle slop.

You want game, you wannabes?

In In The Days of Whore French newcumner Monica has her bunger assaulted by three Vikings, gets tossed around like a fucking rag doll, has hay stuffed in her mouth, butter rubbed in her face, a butter churner pumping out of her crack, all this while she’s on her hands and knees begging for more.

You want game, dinosaurs?

In In The Days of Whore Bridgette Kerkove blows wine out of her shit chute onto the decomposing mug of a helpless degenerate right before being DP-ed by two more of the parasites. When one of the freak’s arms and legs falls off, the AVN Starlet of the Year’s libido kicks into overdrive. What does she do with these body parts? Well, I’ll leave that to the imagination.

You want game, sissies?

In In The Days of Whore how about Kristi Myst (with her new and improved tits, I might add) performing sexual acts so hot, so mind-boggling, so atomically jackoffable, so bizarre, well…

I attacked Rob Black a year ago because, before I started Apocalypse, I looked in the mirror and said to myself: that man is who I want to be. Yes I admired John Stagliano and Max Hardcore, but Rob-against almost insurmountable resistance-made a proclamation that he was going to do his thing his way and really didn’t give a fuck about what anyone else thought or if some leathery, prune-face porn octogenarian told him the marketplace made it impossible for him to bring his nihilistic dream to life.

But you know what? The man brought it to life-and on his terms. And now that I’m working for Rob and Tommy I’ve gotten to know them personally and now also understand their primary philosophy. And that is that Extreme Associates is here for one reason and one reason only: the porn fan. And we will always give him what he wants and spare no expense in giving it to him. Everyone else can just fucking fuck off.

In The Days of Whore is a reflection of this ideal: a gift to the porn fan, a vision of Black, Byron, and Zupko, swirled into one intense film, unrestricted by budget or imagination, only catering to the demands and needs of the PORN FAN. Imagine Byron’s Whack Attack series, Black’s Miscreants, and Zupko’s Anal Ball as one living breathing entity. That is what this project is and this is what we will continue to give you time and time again.

Beware, boys, the dance is over and the fiddler is coming to collect.

Love & Peace

Thomas Zupko